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Author Topic: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar  (Read 43240 times)

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Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1125 on: April 03, 2009, 06:42:18 PM »
Lolli has vanquished the Chocolate monster!  Hooraaaaaaaaaay! *and all the Ewok minions cheer*

Um...by any chance, did you save any Chocolate monster for me? XD

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1126 on: April 03, 2009, 07:02:17 PM »
How about we switch things up here in the ol' Shack? Chocolate phallus for you, Saber. NO MORE BLUE PENIS! -stomps foot and makes a face, as if to say "I mean it!" -

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1127 on: April 03, 2009, 07:44:04 PM »
But...but I never said ANYTHING about a blue penis!  And...*holds up the...interesting...piece of Chocolate monster that she gave him*...what am I supposed to do with a big Chocolate phallus, anyway?

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1128 on: April 03, 2009, 07:55:19 PM »
I was simply tired of hearing of "blue penis" everywhere, not just here. And duh! You eat it.
-pulls up a chair and sits, elbows on her knees, chin resting on her fists with an interested expression in front of Saber-

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1129 on: April 03, 2009, 08:23:00 PM »
Um...so...I have to put the Chocolate monster's penis...

...in my...mouth...? *eyes the thing suspiciously*

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1130 on: April 03, 2009, 08:48:13 PM »
-waves hand forward, as if to say "Get on with it, then." and scoots closer-

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1131 on: April 03, 2009, 08:49:08 PM »
Um...um...er...*stares at it for a moment* Um, hello there...uh...

*glances up at Lolli, looking a bit uncertain*  Are you sure it's safe to eat?

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1132 on: April 03, 2009, 09:02:56 PM »
Perfectly safe. It's been "checked" for certain.. uhm.. deformities and diseases. Trust me, it's fine. Creamy filling and everything! -suggestive wink-

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1133 on: April 03, 2009, 09:14:03 PM »
You mean...cream filling...like a twinkie?

...*long pause, as he thinks this all over*...

...I LOVE TWINKIES! *wolfs down the giant Chocolate monster penis, without a second thought.  It's not until he finishes that a look of horror passes over his face, and he grimaces as if he's about to lose his lunch.*

Um...something in that proverbial twinkie doesn't quite taste right...

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1134 on: April 03, 2009, 09:23:19 PM »
*While chaos ensues in the other end of the lodge, one of the Ewok minions, having grown impatient with Saber's neglect of the Ewok tribe, lounges on a sofa and realizes that there's a fully-equipped HDTV sitting in the shack's center that nobody's touched since its construction.

"Hmmm..." mumbles the little critter, who proceeds to turn it on with haste.  He gapes in horror at what comes next.*

Robot Chicken Star Wars Clips 3

NOTE: Sorry, guys...I'll try not to make a habit of putting random Youtube poop here.  I just saw this clip and almost laughed my guts out.  I just thought you might get a kick out of this. XD

That...and I suppose it changes the subject from armor-clad idiots devouring Chocolate phalluses...for which I doubly apologize.  XD

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1135 on: April 03, 2009, 10:09:08 PM »
oooo saber cing you eat that kind of turned me on a little

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1136 on: April 03, 2009, 10:36:32 PM »
aww I missed saber eating the Chocolate Phallus. Quick make another I want to see this. *pulls out camera* and oh saber I will get that speeder, I am the speeder thief,ne.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1137 on: April 04, 2009, 09:54:43 AM »
NO!  No more Chocolate phalluses, I beg thee all!

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1138 on: April 04, 2009, 10:01:19 AM »
Oh saber please, *puppy dog eyes*

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1139 on: April 04, 2009, 11:29:29 AM »
*restocks all the goodies and drinks and leaves the special boxes* 

Well, I guess this will be the only place on E to get my special goodies anymore.  It seems I'm not allowed to leave them in the Doormat anymore.

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1140 on: April 04, 2009, 11:56:43 AM »
ya, i got kicked out to T.T

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1141 on: April 04, 2009, 08:19:28 PM »
*snuggles Snow* nobody loves us no more...

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1142 on: April 04, 2009, 08:21:13 PM »
no no don't say that. I was busy today looking for a new apartment, but but right now I am here.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1143 on: April 04, 2009, 09:28:17 PM »
*hugs MzNurse and snow*  Fear not, dear friends. ^^  You'll always have a home at the shack.  And goodies will always be welcome here!

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1144 on: April 04, 2009, 09:47:08 PM »
*restocks all the goodies and drinks and leaves the special boxes* 

Well, I guess this will be the only place on E to get my special goodies anymore.  It seems I'm not allowed to leave them in the Doormat anymore.


Why can't you leave them in the Doormat?

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1145 on: April 04, 2009, 11:01:29 PM »
bliss kicked us out T.T

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1146 on: April 04, 2009, 11:03:43 PM »
Yeah, I went and read that after I asked.

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1147 on: April 04, 2009, 11:33:03 PM »
More treats for us

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1148 on: April 05, 2009, 08:56:18 AM »
Oh, yes!  Goodies for the shacklings!  *dances*

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #1149 on: April 05, 2009, 10:13:16 AM »
oooo dance party *starts dancing with saber*