*While chaos ensues in the other end of the lodge, one of the Ewok minions, having grown impatient with Saber's neglect of the Ewok tribe, lounges on a sofa and realizes that there's a fully-equipped HDTV sitting in the shack's center that nobody's touched since its construction.
"Hmmm..." mumbles the little critter, who proceeds to turn it on with haste. He gapes in horror at what comes next.*Robot Chicken Star Wars Clips 3
NOTE: Sorry, guys...I'll try not to make a habit of putting random Youtube poop here. I just saw this clip and almost laughed my guts out. I just thought you might get a kick out of this.
That...and I suppose it changes the subject from armor-clad idiots devouring Chocolate phalluses...for which I doubly apologize.