Last Poster Wins II

[zombreach]

COOKIES and DRUGS!!

You can have the win!!

(I hope you heal quickly MzNurse--sending hugs!!!)

[MzNurse]

*snuggles with the win in the hospital bed.*

Not the most comfortable thing to sleep with, but it's mine..

[Autumn52]

*give more drugs and cookies*


Steals the win and sneaks away

[Merry Gentry]

leaves flowers for the lovely MzNurse, steals the cookies and the win, blowing a kiss to Autumn

[MzNurse]

Puts Merry in the hospital bed so I can go home. Takes my win with me.

[Cydaea]

The thread is now locked. Since I'm not an actual mod, I demand you respect my, uh, authority, and if you don't I will prosecute you to the farthest extent of the law. It's at least a few inches. So don't you dare. Snuggles and kiss will be provided in some other thread.

Hey wait. Stop... don't... goddammit, don't do it!

[Lovely Complex]

Hm... *disrespects the current authority by stealing the win*

[MzNurse]

pats the Lovely ass before walking away with the win.

[Autumn52]

sneaks in and steals the win while everyone is sleeping

[MzNurse]

Leaves donuts, takes the win.

[Autumn52]

noms donuts and steals the win, albeit sticky now 

[Lovely Complex]

Takes the sticky win... HUZZAH!

[zombreach]

Mommy mode kicks in and everyone's hands are cleaned with wet wipes. On her way out, Zom notices the win in her pocket.

Now how did that get there? 

[MzNurse]

Pickpockets Zom as she pats her butt.

[ChicagoOkie]

Steals the win and hops in a hot air balloon while twirling a mustache.

[MzNurse]

Pokes holes in the balloon and saunters off with the win.

[ChicagoOkie]

Plummets to the Earth and lands on top of her. Takes the win.

[MzNurse]

Buries Chicago under the balloon and leaves with the win.

[ChicagoOkie]

Dies and comes back as a zombie. Then shambles after Nurse.

[zombreach]

As the official zombie hunter, you are now mine ChicagoOkie!

Tackles the zombie and steals the win. 

Leaves behind cookies.   

[ChicagoOkie]

Wait, aren't you going to take me with you?

[zombreach]

Would you like to wear a collar?  If I am going to have a pet zombie, you would have to be well behaved and kept on a short leash.   

...plus, allow me to keep the win at all times!

[ChicagoOkie]

What's the fun in being a zombie if I have to be well behaved?

Steals the win and blends in with a zombie heard.

[zombreach]

Sneaks into the zombie horde disguised as one of them and clobbers Okie from behind to steal the win.

[ChicagoOkie]

Finds a cure for zombism. Becomes human again. Tracks down Zombreach and steals the win while they sleep.