Do you have what it takes to be a Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirl? To put all your strength, skill, cunning, and feminine wiles to the test in your pursuit of Loot and Poolboys? To outwit the largely incompetent Galactic Imperial Navy, and engage in battle and sexual tension with the occasional handsome-but-goody-two-shoes Worthy Foe? To protect (or take) what is rightfully yours from your suspiciously-similar rival crew? And most importantly, to do it all while wearing scant clothing?
If so, you've come to the right place! I'd like to run a game based on the SJG card game
of the same name (PDF rules included in that link). That means I need a captain plus three crew members eager for riches, adventure, and lots of potential for F/M and F/F sex scenes.
THRILL as you overcome procedurally-generated* obstacles on dangerous Capers!
CHILL as you exchange taunts with NPC rivals playing Star Wolf to your Star Fox (sorry, best analogy I could think of)!
SPILL? as you relax with your spoils and an obedient Poolboy to tend to your needs... IF you can get one!
DRILL? uh... MILL? well, DO SOMETHING as you trade witty banter with Worthy Foes and Distinguished Officers among the Imperial Navy... BUT with them as your hostages, or you their prisoner?
*That procedure being me drawing random cards
I'll gladly help with any rules questions, and get character generation going once the crew of four is formed and ready.