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Offline CypressVenomTopic starter

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Someone come chat with me ;_;
« on: November 26, 2005, 12:33:47 AM »
I need to chat with someone, anyone for that matter. Before I drive myself up the wall.

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2005, 12:45:41 AM »
Awwwwwwwwwwww............*pulls cypress to her and hugs her*

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2005, 12:55:37 AM »
*sigh*

Look at that...she needs to talk, I dash along here, answer her call as soon as I hear here desperate plea....and she runs away.....

*sigh*

It makes a girl feel so ........ rejected .........

*sniff*

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2005, 06:02:38 AM »
I still think she has the best avatar here...LOL

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2005, 10:27:02 AM »
;_; My computer crashed right after that, and I didn't have the effort to reboot it.. Im sorry. *hugs*

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2005, 10:35:22 AM »
*sniff*
Thats what they all say to me when they want to reject me.....
*sobs*

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2005, 10:49:27 AM »
*loves* Im sorry, but that is what really happened. But that's what I get for using an ancient computer X.x;

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2005, 11:03:29 AM »
*laughs*
Thats ok I know, I have had it happen to me enough times........

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 12:57:17 PM »
*dies* Oh no... I can hear christmas songs.. now they're going to be stuck in my head all day...I'll end up going shopping, and I'll be whistling them as I shop.

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 01:34:14 PM »
*screams and runs away*

Offline AutumnFury

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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 01:52:37 PM »
"Dashing through the snow.. On a pair of broken skis.. Over the hills we go.. bashing into trees!"

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 01:59:59 PM »
Neh, no ski's, more like a beat up chevy. ;_; *dies* Yeah, back in the day at my cousin Stevens.. we used to go 4x4ing in his old car.. we wrecked it.. it now lays somewhere in the bush.. dead, and rusting. I want to go find it. lol

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2005, 02:26:48 PM »
"While shepherds washed their sock by night?"

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2005, 07:12:48 PM »
Disturbed o___0; ... yeah

Offline Elvi

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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2005, 07:16:40 PM »
Jingle bells.....Batman smells.....Robin ran away........?

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2005, 08:47:23 PM »
"On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!"

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2005, 08:59:26 PM »
AW!

Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2005, 09:00:38 PM »
Oh just can't be arsed, christmas is getting just too near......BAH HUMBUG!

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2005, 09:08:12 PM »
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
They'd been worn all week and needed the air.

Offline Elvi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2005, 09:10:52 PM »
*sigh*

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2005, 09:12:22 PM »
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The kids all yell and scream
To us it sounds like anarchy
But to them it's harmony-HEY!

*dies* I've had them stuck in my head all day.

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2005, 06:45:04 AM »
LOL I love how everyone spends all year looking foward to Christmas, right up to Mid November....Then the CAROLS start....and by December 20th everyone is moaning about when its going to be over...LOVELY!

On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .

December 14, 2005

Christmas Present
Dearest Dave,

I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised or pleased darling!

With truly the deepest love,
Agnes

December 15, 2005

Dearest Dave,

Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.

With all of my love,
Your Agnes

December 16, 2005

Dearest Dave,

You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what more should I expect from such a nice person.

Love,
Agnes

December 17, 2005

Dear Dave,

Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't you think that enough is enough? You are being too romantic.

Affectionately,
Agnes

December 18, 2005

Dearest darling Dave,

It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. You truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I love it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the previous days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, you managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!

All my love,
Agnes

December 19, 2005

Dear Dave,

When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.

Cordially,
Agnes

December 20, 2005

Dave,

What is with you and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny you weirdo, so stop with the birds.

Sincerely,
Agnes

December 21, 2005

O.K. wise guy,

The birds were bad enough. Now what do you expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined by them, and I can't move in my own house! Just lay off me or you'll be sorry!

Agnes

December 22, 2005

Hey loser,

What are you? You must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!

You'll get yours!
Agnes

December 23, 2005

You rotten scum!!!

There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a day all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! You creep! I'm sicking the police on you!

One who means it!

December 24, 2005

Listen you evil, sadistic, maniac!

What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope you are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!

Your sworn enemy,
Agnes

December 25, 2005

The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois

Dear sir,

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If you attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on site.

Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker

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Re: Someone come chat with me ;_;
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2005, 08:24:42 PM »
feh, Im really starting to dislike christmas..

Offline MasterJedi

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« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2005, 08:28:27 PM »
LOL....I aint enjoyed a christmas in...8 years...and im only 22...

Offline Siegfried

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« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2005, 09:30:11 PM »
Save for the last year, christmas has been a great time for me.