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Author Topic: Sage Advice....?  (Read 3618 times)

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Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2009, 07:49:45 PM »
that strange mystery splotch that you have in your house wasn't made sometime after you arrived, it was made when the previous residents were leaving.

*slightly maniacal laughter*

Offline Corinthi

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2009, 04:16:26 AM »
Every party needs one sober person to keep drunken idiots from getting arrested. Don't upset the sober person because you might end up being the drunken idiot.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2009, 02:15:26 AM »
  A camera can never be overused, a condom can.

Offline Duncan

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2009, 06:18:29 AM »
ALWAYS put the toilet seat DOWN.  Even if you are home alone. 

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2009, 08:55:52 AM »
If you are using the toilet late at night or very early in the morning always put a hand on the seat before you lower yourself down, just in case someone left it up. Cold toilet bowl rim is not cool.

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2009, 10:02:12 PM »
if there is a leak in your faucet, don't look for cracks in the bath tub.

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2009, 10:08:06 PM »
If it looks like chocolate, it's probably baby poo.

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2009, 10:09:44 PM »
if it looks like baby excrement, it'll most likely be something entirely different.

if it smells like baby excement, then it most likely is relevant.