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Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2009, 08:00:19 PM »
if you have a pencil and paper, make a boat.

Offline Schwarzepard

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2009, 08:02:37 PM »
If you have to ask yourself "What the fuck am I doing here?" the answer is "Nothing. Leave."

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2009, 08:06:36 PM »
if you are asked a question and replied with a 'maybe', remember that it is two-thirds 'yes'. if 'probably' then it is one-half 'no' and one-third 'yes.'

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2009, 09:50:30 PM »
If you find yourself in front of a sign that says, "You are here." believe it. They know things...

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2009, 09:52:37 PM »
the dot in the maps for malls do move around when you do as well.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2009, 09:52:53 PM »
If you find yourself in front of a sign that says, "You are here." believe it. They know things...

...but what if I want to be over THERE? *snickers*

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2009, 09:54:18 PM »
...but what if I want to be over THERE? *snickers*
Find the sign over there. :P

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2009, 09:55:36 PM »
if a sign says that you're going to be on fire, don't swim in the ocean.

Offline bluejay

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2009, 09:49:14 AM »
if you buy one of those over priced sodas from the fridge by the registers in most grocery stores..make sure you wipe if off before you drink..the snotty kid in front of you in line probably licked all of them

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2009, 01:04:32 PM »
don't eat donuts behind casings, they've already been spat on.

Offline Grim

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2009, 01:22:07 PM »
The truth never hurts, only actions do.

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2009, 04:09:08 PM »
in a game with three sides with each being a weakness to the other, one of the weaknesses will always be stronger than the other two.

Offline Hippie

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2009, 06:11:11 PM »
Always listen to your spidey senses. They know more than you think... *sighs*

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2009, 07:14:37 PM »
if you think something and forget it, you'll forget it later as well.

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2009, 07:22:18 PM »
Never put the "This side down" side up when popping a bag of popcorn.

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2009, 06:32:46 PM »
always turn an empty box with an arrow on the side upside down, to confuse the aliens who want to take over the world.

Offline Corinthi

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2009, 06:41:40 PM »
You will drop whatever container you hold your dice in, and generally in an inconvenient place. Plan accordingly when choosing said container.

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2009, 08:28:01 PM »
if your dice are in a bag, make sure the bag is not made of chain mail.

keep your books outside of a chain mail bag.

don't put personal belongings inside of a chain mail bag.

the only reason to have a chain mail bag, is to have a chain mail bag.

chain mail bags are perfect as a flail-esque weapon. :3

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2009, 05:17:58 AM »
Don't mix alcohols! If you gonna drink then drink of only one type... unless you want to experience something lethal and extraordinary, in that case mix beer, white and red wine, tequila and vodka in a big glass for beer and drink it up :3 You will regret it... and everyone around you too xD

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2009, 07:21:35 PM »
Don't mix alcohols! If you gonna drink then drink of only one type... unless you want to experience something lethal and extraordinary, in that case mix beer, white and red wine, tequila and vodka in a big glass for beer and drink it up :3 You will regret it... and everyone around you too xD
the same is not meant for non-alcoholic beverages. ;3

Offline Skye

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2009, 01:25:50 PM »
Don't let your mother know she was right, she'll never let you forget it.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2009, 01:38:49 PM »
Never ask a person what they have said too many times, they start to think you are stupid instead of hard of hearing and say it faster, not clearer.

And mixing the red koolaid mix with moon mist soda will create rocket children, it is your deicision whether this is a good thing or not. (And it's very very tasty)

Offline Skye

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2009, 01:40:50 PM »
Never ask a person what they have said too many times, they start to think you are stupid instead of hard of hearing and say it faster, not clearer.

And mixing the red koolaid mix with moon mist soda will create rocket children, it is your deicision whether this is a good thing or not. (And it's very very tasty)

Truly sage advice ROTW...I'll remember that bit about the rocket children.

Don't use the men's restroom!

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2009, 01:55:43 PM »
Don't stand too near the urinals when cleaning the men's bathroom, they can flush on you automatically! (and it's scary)

Oh and when entering the men's bathroom to clean, knock three times, ask twice and shout once to make sure that no one is in there.

Offline Skye

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2009, 01:57:56 PM »
Don't peek into that hole in the wall! You'll get eye damage. *Nods solemnly.*