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Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Sage Advice....?
« on: January 25, 2009, 11:00:10 AM »
Short advice only please, only one per post, and please....don't make quotes, come with your OWN versions and preferably from personal experience ;D
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Never eat creamy cake while having a bad hangover.



« Last Edit: January 25, 2009, 06:28:37 PM by Captain Calico »

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 04:59:32 PM »
Always remember to put your "toys" away when you're done...or when you leave the room.  If not, someone (a kid) or something (a dog) -will- come running down the steps with it.

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 05:41:21 PM »
Never drink orange juice shortly after you have brushed your teeth.

Offline Lilias

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 05:43:42 PM »
Never even think, 'It's just five minutes, what could possibly happen?'

Offline Aeval

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 05:45:53 PM »
Don't ever leave a project, letter, paper, task for the day it is due thinking "Oh I have PLENTY of time to get it done"! Something ALWAYS happens that day robbing you of the time you THOUGHT you had!

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »
Don't get online friends; you will never be able to share a real hug with them. Ever.

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 09:37:38 AM »
Make plenty of online friends...you'll never know when they can do something for you that your RL friends can't...like help you get through a really bad time in your RL!

 ;)

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 09:58:19 AM »
Go for the crazy girls; they are as unpredictable and as much trouble as the rest - but they are it with a SMILE.

Offline Paradox

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 10:01:56 AM »
Go for the crazy girls; they are as unpredictable and as much trouble as the rest - but they are it with a SMILE.

Try to avoid the crazy girls when you're ready to settle down and start a stable life. I used to live a life full of drugs and partying and all sorts of crazy shit; when I left all that behind, having a down-to-earth girlfriend who didn't drink much or go wild really helped keep me on the right path as well.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2009, 10:06:00 AM by Paradox »

Offline Desan

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 10:04:03 AM »
Don't go out and eat toquitos at 7 eleven when you have a chronic illness in your stomach >.>

Offline Lilias

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 11:03:41 AM »
When something breaks down, brace yourself for a whole slew of breakdowns to follow. Anyone's guess how many or for how long.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 03:06:00 PM »
Love hurts, relationships end, faith gets abused, hope dwindles, trust breaks, everything falls apart, the center cannot hold; the best thing about life is that it ends. 

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2009, 03:43:20 PM »
Love hurts and relationships end, but after awhile you begin to realize that there's more out there!  :D

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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2009, 04:04:42 PM »
The drunk girl at the party is only fun when you're the one not having your shirt and shoes ruined...

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 08:30:48 PM »
If four pissed off guards had to cooperate to get you out of the 7-11 at 2am, DO NOT bother with trying to talk your way back in.

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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2009, 08:36:42 PM »
Real love never truly dies; it has to be killed.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2009, 03:18:01 AM »
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Dear Elliquines ~

The ideas, concepts and possibilities are limitless
and show that within our mind lies the power of Wu wei
and by harnessing that power and aligning it,
one can achieve "wei wu wei" - action without action and limitless power.

-: Dawg  :-


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Offline Sultrynets

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2009, 03:21:17 AM »
Never go to bed angry.

Offline slavemarkira

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2009, 03:27:15 AM »
This is a general corrollary developed from watching LOTS of daytime TV- In GENERAL, IN RELATIONSHIPS - Men are pigs, and women are stupid.  Except when it's reversed.

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2009, 03:30:00 AM »
it's best to guess when you don't know the answer to a question, because you can only be wrong in the guess when the guess wasn't correct. ^^

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2009, 12:06:02 PM »
No matter how drunk or tired you are when completing your business in the bathroom, and no matter how alike the sprayboxes are....don't mistake the shaving foam box for the air freshener.

Offline Greenthorn

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2009, 12:34:04 PM »
Don't underestimate anyone or anything.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2009, 04:08:34 PM »
-Don't rush to judgment, nor allow hate or impatience to rule your actions.

-Next time, take a deep breath relax for a while before coming back to resolve things.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2009, 04:38:18 PM by Xana »

Offline dready

Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2009, 05:54:48 PM »
If you have a pen and paper, write with errors.

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Re: Sage Advice....?
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2009, 07:50:54 PM »
If you have a pencil and paper you'd better damned well use the eraser. :D