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Offline CaityTopic starter

Bush's Note to Obama
« on: January 20, 2009, 11:21:36 AM »
I'm not sure whether to put this, please move it accordingly.

As is tradition, the outgoing President leaves a note for the incoming President.  The idea of Bush leaving a note for Obama just strikes me as funny.  What could he possibly say?

I imagine it's something like:

You gotta jiggle the handle on the upstairs toilet.
Trash day is every Wednesday.
Them foreigners wear some funny clothes.
Learn to duck a shoe.

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Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 12:47:13 PM »
P.S.  Don't screw it all up like I did. 

Offline Random

Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 12:57:57 PM »
P.P.S. I think I left my stack of comics somewhere in the Lincoln Bedroom, could you have those Fed-Ex'ed to Crawford, TX, for me?

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Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 05:59:01 AM »
Well, the last couple weeks, Bush has been downright happy. I picture it as saying something like "Enjoy it, fucker. I'm OUT! Also, watch the stain under the desk - it's Bill's, not mine."

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 07:50:13 AM »
"Anyone asks... claim executive privilege."

Offline Random

Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 12:25:16 PM »
"At least you won't have to watch your back for Kanye West."

"Don't be alarmed if you see my girls wandering in around three in the morning. It'll take them a month to realize we don't live there anymore."

"If you need help with any catchy nicknames for your staff or the reporters, I'm here for you."

"Don't ever let anyone misunderestimate you!"

Offline Zakharra

Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 12:51:50 PM »
 The Ibuprofen is in the left middle drawer. The bottle needs to be filled soon. You will need it.

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Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 03:57:45 PM »
Watch out for Secret Service man number eight he failed the bullet-taking exercise.

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Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 02:19:10 PM »
The door to the Senate Chambers is a push, not a pull.

Offline Stattick

Re: Bush's Note to Obama
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2009, 02:09:49 PM »
O, Laura won't let me take home my Condi Realdoll. So I left her in Lincoln's closet. I figured you might get some enjoyance out of sticking it to her like me. 'Sides, mine looks better then yours. My secratary of states that is. Heh, your is all wrinkly. ~ W