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Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2006, 02:39:56 PM »
*Looks down at her poor Strangely*

Awwwwwww......you've broken him...now what am I gonna do?

Offline Lirliel

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2006, 03:11:20 PM »
*Scratches head*

Erm.. go Chucky on him? get a human soul and place it in him to revive his body into a human?

Offline strangely made

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2006, 06:43:36 PM »
Couldn't I have a lemon sole instead ?

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2006, 06:49:47 PM »
Lemon sole makes you really ill Strangely, you really are being silly now.
*passes him a large helping of halibut*

Offline Menulis

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2006, 12:17:10 PM »
I once saw a big rubber fist in a porn store, that had me laughing out loud for like ten minutes. The whole time I kept thinking, why would anyone need a rubber fist? When are your own fists just not going to be enough? How many guys have had their fists up a girl and had her say, it's just not enough, I still feel some gaps in there, do you have a third fist perhaps?

On the other hand, I held my arm up to it and matched up almost exactly, which well, made me feel pretty proud. Cuz anytime you can match up to anything in a smut shop, you should feel pretty good.

Offline Ajoxer

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2006, 05:25:09 AM »
Here's my opinion on toys:

They will eventually replace men. An I dun wanna be obsolete...

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2006, 07:56:57 AM »
*grabs Ajoxer and hugs him really close*

No..........toys are really good honey, but it will never replace you men completely....we'll still keep you on as our love slaves.

Offline ZK

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2006, 11:31:06 AM »
They have toys for men that do things I wish I could do with my vagina. But, eh, I don't think toys would over-write any gender.

Offline strangely made

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2006, 11:40:47 AM »
There are no toys on earth that will ever replace women.........none , never will be , nope no way..

Offline Menulis

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2006, 09:57:52 PM »
After all, if toys replaced men or women, the market for said toys would vanish in one generation

Offline Osagasu

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2006, 12:10:25 AM »
If women find a way to cheaply and reliably have children, us men are done for, I swear.

But for now, I take comfort in knowing that the technology to do this doesn't exist yet.

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2006, 12:26:14 AM »
No swearing Osagasu *grins*

And you are utterly and completely wrong.
Women have needs too you know.
Plus the fact that two of the most exaulted glorious goddesses have declared that it is not so, so you must bow to our far superior knowledge.
*laughs*

Offline Osagasu

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2006, 12:44:44 AM »
Well how can I rebut an argument like that?

Oh bugger...  *wipes his brow and bows to Elvi's proclamation*

Yes, ma'am.  I'll try and remember for next time.

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2006, 12:51:20 AM »
*nods*
Now lets hope you haven't upset my dearest Zulo, or we may have to take further action.
*grins wickedly*

Offline ZK

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #64 on: February 14, 2006, 09:51:39 AM »
I will genetically alter the human race to create a single master gender and kill the rest. Muahahaha, world domination is mine! >.>

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #65 on: February 14, 2006, 09:54:43 AM »
Or possibly mistress gender?

Offline ZK

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #66 on: February 14, 2006, 09:55:45 AM »
Maybe. Then again. I want to see Orc/ks. <.<

Not the stupid LotR or D&D...but

World of Warcraft, Shadowrun and Lineage II type Orc/ks.

I think the women are yummy nummies. >.>

The men are not bad either. <.<
« Last Edit: February 14, 2006, 09:58:49 AM by Dominatrix Zulo-Kitty »

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2006, 04:04:00 PM »
In WoW, i'm also kind of appreciative of troll women. Aren't they nice with their accent and the fact they're likely feisty and warrior-like.

Offline strenoth

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2006, 08:35:47 AM »
if you ladies like your toys, you should be on the look out for something that appearently looks a lot like a butterfly. It's been given some very, very high ratings

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2006, 08:13:28 AM »
if you ladies like your toys, you should be on the look out for something that appearently looks a lot like a butterfly. It's been given some very, very high ratings

I have heard it too, but never seen nor know how it exactly works. But in finnish porn story site it was told it vibrated someway...but much wider area?! I agree tough that if any toy replaces completely a gender, market for toys end in one generation (along whit humankind of course if forced breeding is not counted  ::)). But in end it is likely more fun have whit the toys when your partner uses them on you methinks and so long woman is hetero sexual she haves need for real companionship whit a man and there is so called 'spiritual chemistry' what no toy cna ever produce (drugs only limitedly but then again sex will not work if you are drugged :P).

Offline strenoth

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2006, 08:17:48 AM »
I'm not worried about toys replacing us men. :) I'm in a long distance relationship, an my GF has one of those, but she still wants to play with me. And she's one of the giirls who purrs happily about her butterfly.