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Offline MasterJedi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2005, 08:54:03 PM »
weird thing is, that looks just like soemthing my dad had in his sock draw....

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2005, 09:57:08 PM »
Obviously one of those things that dads use to push the toes out of their curled up socks with.......

Now the question is, have we now discovered that pre neolithic man had socks?

(Hmmm...been a strange sock related day really, wonder if Muse escaped the basement unscathed)

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2005, 11:46:31 PM »
If I said men were crude before, this just proves my case. xD

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2005, 08:34:59 AM »
haha dont blame men, how many of us do you know would spend hours crafting a dildo out of pure stone when with a few mins attention we can grow one?

kinda makes us obsolete...lol



What I wanna know is, the woman that made that, did she find a piece of rock and think "damn I can turn that into a stonecut willy for those long lonely nights in the caves" or did she try to make a hand axe, fail, and this became its back up use?

Offline Menulis

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2005, 11:13:27 PM »
All I gotta say is, leave it to those crazy germans

Offline Nikita

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2005, 09:28:24 AM »
similar shape, but mine all vibrate or twist or undulate *shudders*  ;)

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2005, 11:12:03 AM »
Shudders?

Offline strangely made

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2005, 02:15:17 PM »
All I'll say is good on those german cave men  :)

Offline Natalie C. Barney

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2005, 01:13:48 PM »
haha dont blame men, how many of us do you know would spend hours crafting a dildo out of pure stone when with a few mins attention we can grow one?

kinda makes us obsolete...lol



What I wanna know is, the woman that made that, did she find a piece of rock and think "damn I can turn that into a stonecut willy for those long lonely nights in the caves" or did she try to make a hand axe, fail, and this became its back up use?

Yes but this won't get soft after just a few minutes. Wonder why I love other women we keep going, and going and going.....  :-*

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2005, 05:52:35 PM »
who said i go soft after a few minutes? not all guys are 1 minute men you know...some can go a LOT longer

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2005, 06:10:53 PM »
Or, as in your case a lot shorter?

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2005, 06:19:36 PM »
oooh that was low...like you know neways! You can find out... ;) i think my shortest when needy was like 14 mins...

Offline Akioth

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2005, 06:26:17 PM »
hehehe

Jeff Foxworthy Joke.

Men are like bottle rockets. we light up fire off and explode before the show get's going. Woman are like diesal engines. When you get them started they can keep going for a Long LONG Time. *Cheer*

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2005, 06:49:09 PM »
oooh that was low...like you know neways! You can find out... ;) i think my shortest when needy was like 14 mins...

Well I do know a lot more than you would like me to tell my dear KRaNiX........*grins evily*

Offline strangely made

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2005, 07:00:02 PM »
Natalie , this time of a few minutes ! you are includeing fore play in that arent you ?

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2005, 07:14:56 PM »
LOL Now THAT I can say is a lie........

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2005, 08:18:22 PM »
god ur mean elvi...well thats it...just u wait...ive got references...

Offline MasterJedi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2005, 08:18:35 PM »
lol :) jk

Offline Elvi

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2005, 08:21:26 PM »
*sniggers*

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2005, 12:47:02 AM »
hehehe

Jeff Foxworthy Joke.

Men are like bottle rockets. we light up fire off and explode before the show get's going. Woman are like diesal engines. When you get them started they can keep going for a Long LONG Time. *Cheer*

I love him. He's my hero.

"You know you're a redneck when you see a sign that says 'say no to crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up."

Offline Lilian

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2005, 04:34:20 PM »
You sooo havent met the right man. XD     


Offline AutumnFury

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2005, 12:25:53 AM »
You sooo havent met the right man. XD     



I am /so/ born in a small town and find humor in what he has to say. >.>;; Hell, I can come up with worse.

Offline Lilian

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2005, 12:47:35 AM »
Lemme hear it, then!

I think jeff's pretty darn funny, too..

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Certain toys go way back...
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2005, 01:31:15 AM »
You sooo havent met the right man. XD     



I should of added, any man I meet and happens to like me better beware. I can be.. Domineering. >.> Just a LITTLE bit.

And as for cracking jokes, you have to be the object of my dislike for it to happen.