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Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

The st. Charity nuns
« on: November 09, 2005, 12:42:55 PM »
A man drives his car trough a highway, on one side he spots
a billboard bearing a sign:
"Brothel ran by nuns of st.Charity. 200 meters from here."
He winces in suprise, not believeing in what he read, but
there's another sign:
"Brothel ran by nuns of st.Charity. 100 meters from here."
His interest is piqued.

When he drives near a big monastery with a sign
"Brothel ran by nuns of st.Charity. Come one, come all"
He goes straight for the parking and heads towards the door...

At the door, a nun appears and asks him:
"You want to get inside? Pay me 100 dollars."
He pays.
Inside there's another nun behind a desk.
"100 dollars and you can go upstairs."
The man pays and goes.
A third nun chirps "Want to come with meto the basement? 100 dollars."
He pays again, waiting for what will happen next, the nun leads
him to the basement, shows him a door...
"Hey, 100 dollars, pay up."

"I've already payed four times."

"This is the last time."


He pays, goes trought the door and...
Finds himself back on the parking lot!
A sign, not visible from the direction he arrived, exclaims:

"You have been SCREWED by the nuns of st. Charity. Thank you and good day."

Offline Lirliel

Re: The st. Charity nuns
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 12:59:58 PM »
HEhehe... already knew this one..

Uhm.. yeah one from me...

A black guy, a spanish guy and a white guy are sitting before a Genie who just came out of his bottle. "I will grant you each one wish!", he booms out. The men nod and he points over at the black guy, "Your wish!", he booms again, the black guy nods. "I want all my african brothers and sisters to return to our Native lands", the genie nods and poof all the African people are back in africa. Then he turns to the latin american man, "Your wish!", he booms out again, "I want all my Latin brothers and sisters to return to our homelands", and poof so it is done. He then turns to the white man, "Your Wish!", he booms out for the last time. "All the black and latin guys are out of here right?", the Genie nods, "Alright then give me a coke".

Anyone who knows which joke this movie is from gets a cookie :)

Offline GolGol

Re: The st. Charity nuns
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2005, 03:56:49 PM »
Isn't it Boondock Saints?

Offline Lirliel

Re: The st. Charity nuns
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2005, 12:48:04 PM »
*gives cookie*

Offline GolGol

Re: The st. Charity nuns
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 12:11:58 AM »

*Takes cookie, sits down in a corner and starts to nibble on it. Growling at anyone comming close*