He's too embarrassed to post on his own, and I'm afraid I can't fill the role for him, so I've decided to put this up in his stead. :)
(RAS): in 1989 i was lost in Europe, and since the border between the east and west had started to loosen that winter i had ended up wandering into the wrong country and had to ask for help from the local police. they gave me to the local KGB agent.
(RAS): i spent three days of being beaten by a redheaded slavic goddess who really did a number on me...
(RAS): she didn't have sex with me, but i had dreams about her for a very long time.
Shoot me a PM if you're interested, and I'll direct you to him if I decide you're a good fit. ^_^ He can tell you more once I've connected you.
