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legomaster00156

If Trump Towers are Trump's erections, no wonder he couldn't build one in Moscow. At his age, it must be so hard to get them up.

gaggedLouise

Quote from: The Lovely Tsarina on December 23, 2018, 08:48:16 AM
But, 7 January is real Christmas! Everyone knows this! ;)

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Ah, I got it wrong by one day there. My bad! :)

God jul, Tatiana! :)

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Mechelle

Quote from: The Lovely Tsarina on December 23, 2018, 08:48:16 AM
But, 7 January is real Christmas! Everyone knows this! ;)

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Oh, yes, I work with a company in Belarus, and they have public holidays for both Christmases. I think that's having the best of both worlds!

The Lovely Tsaritsa

Quote from: Mechelle on December 23, 2018, 09:27:01 AM
Oh, yes, I work with a company in Belarus, and they have public holidays for both Christmases. I think that's having the best of both worlds!

Ukraine does this too, it’s wonderful!

Oniya

Oddly enough, we're doing our family Christmas then.
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Missy

Quote from: Lustful Bride on December 22, 2018, 09:25:04 PM
I think he is genuinely incapable of just not talking.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rips-grandstanding-isis-envoy-mcgurk-following-resignation/ar-BBRjBoT?ocid=spartandhp

I think it's mostly just because he likes the taste of foot really. Although I might have to empathize with his doctor a bit, at this rate he'll be up to his knees by the time he leaves office.

gaggedLouise

Trump turns out one more amazing, unknowingly ironic quotation (and with great facials):

"It's a disgrace what's happening in our country - but apart from that, I wish everybody a very merry Christmas."

Yes, Donny, you're damn right there's a disgrace going on - only the nature of this disgrace is not what you think it must be. :D

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/25/politics/trump-oval-office-christmas/index.html

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

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Mithlomwen

Aaaaaaand, yesterday.....

President Trump tells 7-year-old boy that believing in Santa at his age is 'marginal'.

Who in the hell does that?! 

He then felt the need to tweet: 

QuoteI hope everyone, even the Fake News Media, is having a great Christmas! Our Country is doing very well. We are securing our Borders, making great new Trade Deals, and bringing our Troops Back Home. We are finally putting America First. MERRY CHRISTMAS! #MAGA
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Mithlomwen on December 25, 2018, 11:18:35 PM
Aaaaaaand, yesterday.....

President Trump tells 7-year-old boy that believing in Santa at his age is 'marginal'.

Who in the hell does that?! 

He then felt the need to tweet:

The Christmas present he is trying to grab is six billon bucks of funding for the Wall...  ::)

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Tolvo

So to prove people wrong Trump went to visit Seal Team Five and took photos with them and video. They are on duty and are doing secretive work currently overseas and are on missions.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-navy-seal-iraq-video-1272102

Problem is Donald Trump then tweeted video footage that seemingly he wasn't supposed to. With the identities of the soldiers present and their faces, effectively doxxing active special forces who are undercover and operating overseas.

Oniya

Quote from: Tolvo on December 26, 2018, 10:52:13 PM
So to prove people wrong Trump went to visit Seal Team Five and took photos with them and video. They are on duty and are doing secretive work currently overseas and are on missions.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-navy-seal-iraq-video-1272102

Problem is Donald Trump then tweeted video footage that seemingly he wasn't supposed to. With the identities of the soldiers present and their faces, effectively doxxing active special forces who are undercover and operating overseas.

Oh gee, it's Plamegate all over again.
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And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
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Lustful Bride

This coming from the same guy who whined on the campaign trail that the Obama administration revealed too much by talking about doing airstrikes before doing it.

*Sigh* its like he just finds new ways of being incompetent and stupid.

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Lustful Bride on December 26, 2018, 11:33:47 PM
This coming from the same guy who whined on the campaign trail that the Obama administration revealed too much by talking about doing airstrikes before doing it.

*Sigh* its like he just finds new ways of being incompetent and stupid.

And to cap it off, he says "in the future we can use these forces in Iraq as a base for new operations in Syria". How about keeping the US forces in Syria that he's planning to pull out, keeping them there in the first place?  ::)

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Callie Del Noire

Quote from: Oniya on December 26, 2018, 11:05:22 PM
Oh gee, it's Plamegate all over again.

Not quite the idiot broke OPSec but he didn’t do it intentionally like was done by the outing of Plame.  End results might be the same, endangerment of the SEALS, their family and anyone associated with them in the combat zones.

Oniya

Quote from: Callie Del Noire on December 27, 2018, 07:05:01 AM
Not quite the idiot broke OPSec but he didn’t do it intentionally like was done by the outing of Plame.  End results might be the same, endangerment of the SEALS, their family and anyone associated with them in the combat zones.

This is more what I was getting at - and in this case, it's multiple families.  Like, it doesn't matter to the victims if the forest fire was a badly extinguished campfire or someone soaking a clearing in gasoline.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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RedPhoenix

Quote from: Callie Del Noire on December 27, 2018, 07:05:01 AM
Not quite the idiot broke OPSec but he didn’t do it intentionally like was done by the outing of Plame.  End results might be the same, endangerment of the SEALS, their family and anyone associated with them in the combat zones.

that'll show those SJW libtards
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Callie Del Noire

Quote from: RedPhoenix on December 27, 2018, 01:37:23 PM
that'll show those SJW libtards

Unless one of them or their families get hit. Then it will be a HUGE mess. I can’t believe folks are giving the First Lady shot for wearing Timberlands

TheGlyphstone


Callie Del Noire

Quote from: TheGlyphstone on December 27, 2018, 05:23:19 PM
Wait what?

I suspect a sarcasm emote would be very helpful here. :D

Oniya

Quote from: TheGlyphstone on December 27, 2018, 05:23:19 PM
Wait what?

See what happens when the President does what you think he should do?  You said he should visit the troops - aren't you happy?

...  Yeah, as someone who likely falls into their definition of 'SJW libtard' (because I believe people should be able to get the help they need when they need it, love each other regardless of gender, and be called by the name they want to be called by), I can see someone trying to spin this as 'all the fault of those lefties'.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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gaggedLouise

If this standoff goes on for a long time, the eventual outcome could be rival demonstrations, one camp waving placards: "We Must Have the WALL NOW!", "TRUMP is the MAN!" and "DRAIN THE SWAMP!" and the other with: "Restore Good Government" and "IMPEACH TRUMP NOW!"  :-X

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

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Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

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gaggedLouise

Quote from: Lustful Bride on December 29, 2018, 04:02:34 PM
Can we just take his pens away so he doesn't sign anything?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-moves-to-freeze-pay-for-federal-workers-amid-government-shutdown/ar-BBRznwj?ocid=spartandhp

According to Bob Woodward's book, some senior and mid-level people around the White House chose the tactic of snatching away documents, orders and memos destined for Trump that looked ill-advised/dangerous, so that Trump wouldn't see them or get to sign them. ^_ ^

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Sara Nilsson

We cant afford a pay raise to federal workers, but give me five billion for my wall.

Yeah.. totes makes sense.
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