Unlike Vladimir Putin, President Bush really did gaze into this guy's sole.
Donald Rumsfeld: "I sincerely believe we'll be greeted as liberators. They will strew roses at the feet of our troops. Shoes, I mean shoes!"
Boy, here I thought the President was just loafin' around in the mideast...
Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "The shoe's on the other foot now," doesn't it?
You know, it's a shoe-in that he'll probably be charged with a crime...
Funny thing is that the President just went there to shoe-t the breeze.