Me: "What should I write"
My Muse: EVERYTHING
Me: "I have to pick something to write first"
My Muse: EVERYTHING, ALL THE DELICIOUS WRITINGS!
Me: "How on earth can I figure out what I'm most inspired to do right n--?"
My Muse: EVERYTHING. YOU WANT EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY. NOOOOOWWW.
Me: "THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, MUSE, SHUSH"