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Author Topic: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)  (Read 1763 times)

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Offline TheLaughingOne

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #75 on: September 18, 2016, 07:02:28 AM »
eehh... You had gotten yours out first, (hehe, i had PMed to make sure it was ok to take'em) so figure that means you get the dibs... unless it is ok with Guancyto that there are 2 sets in party, if not, then i'll figure out something else.

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2016, 08:16:53 AM »
Well, im supposed to be less punchy anyway, ill pass it up if the two of us cant have it or if you find one that better fits your theme.

Offline TheLaughingOne

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2016, 08:36:15 AM »
WWeellll... She is punchy... And Kicky. And Slappy. And headbutty, and hacky, slashy, smashy, choppy, stompy, and bitey.. Oh lord yes bitey.

Not so much crushy, unless its something pretty small.

Offline Premier

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2016, 08:47:02 AM »
The Ogre Power gauntlets are weird in that they're better for a Rogue or Caster, as a Strength based class is just going to get 20 Strength anyway and be better off. Only class I'd say it's anything more than a fun gimmick on is Paladin, where if they go heavy in Charisma they could use help with Strength.


Offline GuancytoTopic starter

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2016, 11:13:37 AM »
Gauntlets of Ogre Power aren't remotely exclusive so this arguing over who is going to get a set is weird to me?  ???

I can't help but think of a bunch of guys showing up to prom in the same tux and all going, "well one of us is going to have to change."

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2016, 11:44:41 AM »
Punch power it is!

Offline TheLaughingOne

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #81 on: September 18, 2016, 11:53:24 AM »
Right-O!

*Ogre power fist bumps, sending both flying across the room*

Offline Premier

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #82 on: September 18, 2016, 12:00:07 PM »
I like to think Gloves of Ogre Power were a brief craze, like Tamogotchi or Pokemon and for a while every adventurer had to have one.

Offline TheLaughingOne

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #83 on: September 18, 2016, 12:03:52 PM »
hehe, once hit epic level, going to sell off old loot and gear..

"Look buddy, its a nice pair of gauntlets... But i got like 50 in the back.. I just dont need them, they arent selling. Last pair i sold was to Old Man Henderson down the road cause he needed to pull big rocks out his yard, still has them for when his cows get loose. My suggestion? Dont bother trying to sell em, keep'em as an heirloom for your kids, or find some new kids just starting adventuring them and pass it on to them, other wise your just gonna have to pay to get them taken away.."

Offline JoanieSappho

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #84 on: September 18, 2016, 12:10:10 PM »
I have only one thing to say about those gauntlets.
Something something fisting.

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #85 on: September 18, 2016, 01:03:53 PM »
I like to think Gloves of Ogre Power were a brief craze, like Tamogotchi or Pokemon and for a while every adventurer had to have one.

I like pokemon... *looks at his signature longingly..*

Offline Foxy Oni

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #86 on: September 18, 2016, 02:58:04 PM »
I have only one thing to say about those gauntlets.
Something something fisting.

 :o

We'll also have to worry about half the party being out with masturbation-related injuries.

Offline Premier

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #87 on: September 18, 2016, 02:59:31 PM »
If you wear Gauntlets while doing that I don't think it matters if they're Ogre Powered or not. Ouch.

Offline Skynet

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #88 on: September 18, 2016, 03:10:58 PM »
:o

We'll also have to worry about half the party being out with masturbation-related injuries.

Fortunately I have a high DEX to go with my STR, so I won't have to worry about clumsy 'overstrokes.'  ;)

Online Chulanowa

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #89 on: September 18, 2016, 03:17:49 PM »
Sella's content with being smart. But she might pour liquor into the gauntlets to see if that gets stronger too  ;D

Offline Premier

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #90 on: September 18, 2016, 04:50:44 PM »
Sella's content with being smart. But she might pour liquor into the gauntlets to see if that gets stronger too  ;D

See now this kind of sharp thinking is what artifacts are really for. You're not a real DnD hero if you're not willing to use items in inappropriate ways.

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #91 on: September 18, 2016, 05:45:32 PM »
Like using an Immovable Rod for holding a tennis-ish net (happened in a game) or a dildo (hasnt happened, but it could)

Offline TheLaughingOne

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #92 on: September 18, 2016, 06:17:21 PM »
*scratches out  could and replaces with will*

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #93 on: September 18, 2016, 06:23:48 PM »
*scratches out  could and replaces with will*

"Excuse me sir, may I purchase your Immovable Rod?"

Option A:
"Sure, and what would you possibly need that for?"
"...Reasons..."

OR Option B:
"Sorry miss but it's not that kind of store, and I'm married. The temple of Sharess is over to the west. No please, get out..."

Online Chulanowa

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #94 on: September 18, 2016, 08:59:01 PM »
But, isn't the point of a dildo to be moved? I mean I guess you could use two of them to immobilize a person with an oral fixation, but then it's still just a dildo in the most cursory of manners.

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #95 on: September 18, 2016, 10:32:52 PM »
Stick the dildo on the tip of the rod, and bounce on it.

*checks DM Manual to see if that's how the rod works...*

Yeah.

Offline tyr4n02r

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #96 on: September 19, 2016, 08:48:11 PM »
Also! I had had something in mind for the big evil whatsis what triggered the TPK "last time." He wasn't a lich in my head, but one of his generals/top minions (who are the ones actually setting on conquering the world in the wake of the heroes' defeat) could well be!

0_o' Sooo... can said Necro-Lich have this?


Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #97 on: September 20, 2016, 10:40:30 AM »
0_o' Sooo... can said Necro-Lich have this?



So your suggesting our necro-lich has made his own damn head as his phylactery and instead hiding it he wields his own head as a enchanted battle mace in a fight?!

Anyways if not too late I voice interest as well, so far going for being a squire one the heroes (a paladin or figther) and has hero's armor with him (deciding pick on uncommon item to be adamantine armor, going for full plate). Origin wise a farmer kid who wanted to be hero and persistenly tagged along one the heroes as a squire understudy. Plan however have low wisdom and thusly comically naive idea of people/world.

Offline GuancytoTopic starter

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #98 on: September 20, 2016, 04:11:21 PM »
It is too late, unfortunately. I did say Sunday was the cutoff for new interest.  :-\

Here's what we've got, and what state they're in!

PlayerCharacterRace/ClassStatus
TheLaughingOneRaivo TennHalfling BarbarianMostly done
Foxy OniPrincess PoonjabHalf-Elf MonkComplete!
JoanieSapphoWhisper Moonsoul CrowheartHuman WarlockComplete!
MusePossibly Interested
ChulanowaSella LampwickHalf-Elf BardComplete!
AndyZWizardHe is the WIZARD
ChangingsaintPaladin's aidePaladinConcept stage
OverTitanPaladin's manservantBarbarianConcept stage
PremierMaizeTiefling SorcererComplete!
RelikaiVarian SilverheartHalf-Elf RangerComplete!
SkynetRedliCatgirl RangerComplete!
CeruleanSerenityRosita AmorHuman ClericMostly done
tyr4n02rDexter Rox SandsHalf-Elf ClericComplete!

If people who have not yet finished sheets can get them to me by midnight (well, 11:59:59 PM, you know the drill) Thursday, we can get started sometime around Friday or the weekend.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2016, 09:38:53 PM by Guancyto »

Offline AndyZ

Re: When Destiny Goes Sideways, Sidekicks Step Up (Recruiting, D&D 5e)
« Reply #99 on: September 20, 2016, 04:16:22 PM »
I don't see a Wizard.  Would one be welcome, and is there even still room for another slot?