...come to think of it.
And for the record, I realize I might have just pissed off every Indian, but as far as animals go, praying to a cow is pretty lame.
I mean, here's an animal that makes pretty good steaks and hamburgers, but also stands mindlessly in a field all day chewing its cud, and is responsible for tons of agricultural methane via natural flatulence. Not exactly a romantic or inspiring beast...I like to eat them but that's about all they're good for.
I mean, lions, tigers, and bears...oh my, yes. Or maybe I can join an obscure tribe in the North American or Siberian taiga that worships a mastodon god. See, that's better.