I'm not sure how ridiculous you were planning on getting, so here is an attempt to push the limit. Feel free to reject with extreme prejudice.
Character's name: Chris. Just Chris.
Character's super hero name: Everyman
Basics: As the situation demands. I mean, you know Chris, right?
History and how they got their powers:
Have you ever met someone for the second time and they didn't remember meeting you? Well, Chris has. That's why he wears his bowler hat. No one forgets a bowler hat.
Have you ever had just the skill to get the job done at the right time? Well, Chris has. She was Second Alternate on the Olympic Triathalon/Badminton/Curling/Juggleing/Equestrian team in 1964,2016, and 2215.
Have you ever wished you could get into that building over there? Well, Chris used to work there as a night security guard on every fifth Wednesday in July, and he still may have the keys. That was the year before she hosted that daytime talkshow on the Home Bowling Network.
Have you ever wondered why Chris has an astounding set of double Ds that he didn't have last time you saw him? Chris doesn't. She's always had these, you just don't remember properly. You've always had that problem with your memory.
Have you ever noticed that Chris is making out with two different sets of twins in three different rooms all at the same time, while Chris prepares some after-sex snacks for the group? Chris doesn't concern him...er...her? self with such trivial things, who are you to judge?
Chris is Everyman, and she's there when you need him.
Example: Remember when The Diddler robbed First National Bank downtown? Well, luckily Chris was working the street kielbasa stand on 4th that day when he tried to make a get-away through the crowd. It would have been a tough fight for a street vendor, but Chris happened to drive by on her way to work at Central City Hospital for the Criminally Insane and had her sedation kit at the ready. That situation would certainly give her something to talk about with The Diddler in their therapy session next week.
Exciting yes, but just another day in the life of Ev...Re...Mayun!
Offs: Scat Mutilation
Major on: Groups, Randomness
Silliness check: Answer the following: Your character sees a multi tentacle monster coming out of a dimensional crack in the wall (that looks just like a vagina opening) what is the first thing they say?
Hey guys. Sorry, I'm feeling a bit tentacly today. But you're welcome inside if you don't mind the cramped quarters.
Other info and notes: OK, this is incredibly stupid, but it's not that out of line for a comic with animate labia. Thought I would give it a shot.