My vote is for Derwaysh, because I know he'll make this village great again.
~Puts up signs for Drumpf University
The 'D' is silent.
but he fail!bodyguarded last time -teases so hard-
I luff you Der!!!
Bodyguards make no sense, they make no sense, sheriffs is where its at, they make sense, come on vote for me.
You think I can make village great again? Wrong, I can make it greater! Bigger
budgets for the town watch! Larger
parties in the town-square! Thorough...er
appreciation for those that put themselves on the line against wolves! You know you want this all!
Follow lady Versaille and Kat's example, folks! You know these footlongs are hardly an inch but oh do they make deals and get the job done.
Get the job done today; vote Der!