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Author Topic: Adventure Bitch ( FFF/f )  (Read 913 times)

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Adventure Bitch ( FFF/f )
« on: April 26, 2016, 05:28:12 pm »
Being a thief in the Fritz Leiber world of OD&D (that's original Dungeons & Dragons) is hard. Missed that needle trap? You're dead. Failed to backstab? You're dead. Skimmed some treasure while you were elbows-deep in the gold? You're double dead, and then the wizard is animating you as a zombie henchman. Maybe you thought when you joined an all-woman party there would be empathy and bonds of sisterhood to see you through. Nope!

This threesome is a finely tuned looting machine, missing only a passable thief to throw at traps and locked doors. The last six thieves to occupy this position met unfortunate ends. As lucky number seven, your place is where they tell you to go and your cut of the treasure is 5%. And so help you gods, if you waste these ladies' time showing up to the Tomb of Horrors with just bobby pins and a can-do attitude, they're taking it out on your pretty hide.

This is a smutty story to revolve around a single trap-filled dungeon and all the molestation your unlucky thief can endure at the hands of her domineering party members. No dice will be involved and no monster girls (Tomb of Horrors has almost no monsters).

Check out my O&Os if this sounds interesting to you, and let's discuss!