Wizard/Secret smut writerOrientation:
Uncertainly bi, prefers womenOns:
Breasts, taller people, confident people, heavy petting, voyeurism, kissing/licking (except butt stuff), non-human partners (especially non-humanoid ones)Offs:
Bondage, Bathroom Stuff, Pain, anything rough, anal, rimming, bad hygieneFavorite Mode of Attack:
Flail Wildly - although exactly as strong and martially trained as she looks, Johanna will, when in a panic, slap the shit out of any and everything around her.
Kill It (All) With Fire - while setting things magically on fire came easily to Johanna, aiming
Very small and slender, slight bit of belly pudgeDescription:
Short and delicately built, Johanna has quite clearly led a sheltered life free from work, stress and, judging by her paleness, direct sunlight. Give her a week or so out in the sun and she'll probably turn red and start leaving flakes everywhere. As the only child of minor nobility, she has been relentlessly spoiled for most of her life, and it shows, especially when dealing with people. Her ancestry is a bit muddles, and the identities of several of her grandparents are only rough guesses at best. Apparently the women in her family have a thing for other races, and it's widely suspected that her grandfather was a halfling or a gnome, which would both fit with what the people who knew her grandmother say she was like, and explain Johanna's small size. As for clothing, she has a ready supply of outfits but, most of the time rarely ever bothers to change out of whatever she slept in the night before.Personality:
Sheltered, innocent and startlingly well-educated, Johanna still shares in the characteristic xenophilia of her family, however she hasn't been given the chance (or had the courage) to do more than look. Often half-asleep or tired, she is very much the absent-minded mage, although her training in those arts are rudimentary at best. Not for lack of effort on the parts of her tutors or, indeed, natural talent and intelligence on her side, but Johanna's mind drifts easily and often and she tends to miss things. Still, the etiquette lessons (finally) sank in and she is a nice, polite young woman, even if her sheltered life has left her rather gullible and innocent. And, although she hides it, she has a very filthy imagination and sense of humourStory:
With the fact that simply being taught how to master her magic was well and truly shown to not work with Johanna, the case was made by her that the only real way she could learn was by doing.And that the best way for that would be for her to, finally, leave home. While her parents took much convincing, and only permitted her to go to the quiet town of Amberdale, Johanna was overjoyed. At last she would get to see the big wide world and do things, instead of simply staying inside and, using a false name, writing stories with names like 'Seduced by the Sphinx', 'Fingered by Frost Giants' and 'Pounded in the Butt By the Ethereal Plane'.
Despite the quickly obvious fact that she has absolutely no real knowledge of how sex works, these stories seem to amuse their readers, although she sees them as true erotic masterpieces.