We're not the damsel in distress
We're not your girlfriend or the frightened princess
We're not a little bird who needs your help to fly
Nope! We're the bad guys!All these former heroes that you see
Each of them with shaking knees has knelt before me
So we're not your teammates or your partners in crime
What are we, girls? We're the bad guys!Oh, it's magic, to watch a city shrivel up and die
Oh, it's thrillin' to be a villain, we destroy their homes and watch them cry'Cause we're the bad guys!Oh ain't it fantastic? We see something, we blast it!
And let us tell you why;
We've always had a weakness for barrenness and bleakness
We crush all your hopes and then we watch you cry
See, we find this business rather fun
We don't want your assistance or your adulation
We'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye!
C'mon, guess!Because I'm the bad guy! Or, well, girl.
I spend too much time playing the goody-goody, so I think it's time for a bit of evil. I'm looking for two (or three if there's enough interest) to run a very small group game with me. I don't have anything concrete set in stone yet beyond some character concepts (below) and a vague world, so you'd be there world building along with me. The basic concept is a world set in the not-too-far future, something akin to Shadowrun where fantasy has met reality in a big way. It's a world of elves, orcs, witches, curses, heroes, and villains. A world where fairy tales don't exist because you live in one. Except in this world, those pretty princesses aren't waiting in a tower for some puffed-up prince to come along and save them. Instead, these ladies have formed an Ocean's Eleven-style criminal organization called The Rebel Princesses. These ladies (futanari allowed) specialize in causing all sorts of chaos, destruction, and just robbing people blind in general. I'm thinking a nice blend of smutty, funny, and action. I will be looking for people that can post on a decent basis; at least twice a week. I'm also looking for people that wouldn't mind helping to build the world as well play, someone willing to help plot these things out as we go along. This will be less of a story I'm telling and more of a story we're all telling, if that makes any sense. Characters:
I'm willing to accept submissions outside of these, but for the most part I'd like to see some of these ladies played. Mostly I'm just looking for these designs. How these ladies act, their histories and preferences are all up to you. The first one up is Cinderella
, the petite but absurdly strong girl who loves to get down and dirty with some melee combat. She'd probably be the muscle of the group. Next is Sleeping Beauty
who's got control over thorny vines (nanomachines? magic) and is a great long-range attacker and extremely agile - when she's not falling asleep on the job! After her comes Red Riding Hood
who, while technically not a princess, could still be part of the gang in some way. Arms dealer? Freelancer? Demolitionist? It's up to you! Ariel
is up next and she lost the ability to walk, but some high tech gave her full mobility again and now she uses it to kick some serious ass! Finally, we have Tinkerbell
whom is also not a princess. I see some possibilities, though; a tech expert, perhaps? She could've been the one to give Ariel her limbs! She's a scout and uses nanofiber wings to soar through the air.
So, that's about it. If you have any questions, comments, or want to express interest, please post here or PM me. Thanks for reading!