I hate to say it, but it looks like I made a bad call with my April Fool's joke this round. I did something similar in another game last year, and it was a big hit, and I really thought everyone was going to enjoy the joke here. From what I've gathered, that was not the case.
Anyway, I would never have run it if I didn't think everyone would have a good time and a laugh at the end, and since that's not how it went, I owe you all an apology. To those of you who didn't enjoy it, I am sorry. Next year, I'll leave the jokes out of the games I run.