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Offline King_FurbyTopic starter

Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« on: November 19, 2008, 02:03:36 PM »
I am sorry but this is funny as hell, especially cause it does not look like the women was actually hurt. But honestly how much of a loser is this guy.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 02:05:58 PM »
Seriously, this guy deserves a mention on "World's Dumbest Criminals"... your fists are more effective than a sandwich.  Ass. :P

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 02:51:23 PM »
I'm told that a good loaf of French bread can be substituted for a sword. It could have been worse if she'd gotten some Grey Poupon in her eye. Wow, she got off lucky to have been so mildly injured, after being assaulted by that deadly French food.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 02:54:54 PM »
Its the Dwarf battle bread you really have to watch out for.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 03:16:00 PM »
What a waste of a good sandwich...

Mayo: Not just for high cholesterol anymore. 

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2008, 06:24:46 PM »
Its the Dwarf battle bread you really have to watch out for.

I baked some of that by accident once.

I particularly liked this line:

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Authorities aren't saying if the weapon he wielded was a club sandwich.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2008, 06:26:04 PM »
Heh, yeah.  Gotta love MSNBC.  They always put a little comedic flair into the light-hearted stuff.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2008, 03:33:17 PM »
I baked some of that by accident once.

I particularly liked this line:

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Authorities aren't saying if the weapon he wielded was a club sandwich.


I truly hope one of the reporters had the balls to ask that question, I really do, because I'm cracking up over here...

Offline callmedib

Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 12:08:29 AM »
Seriously, this guy deserves a mention on "World's Dumbest Criminals"... your fists are more effective than a sandwich.  Ass. :P


I guess that would depend on how old the lunch meat was.

Offline Chris Brady

Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 12:34:34 AM »
I guess that would depend on how old the lunch meat was.
A fair point.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 01:55:51 AM »
Now I'm wondering what they were fighting about, if it was related to the sandwich itself, where the sandwich came from, and who made the sandwich.

"Here honey, I made you a sandwich."
"Oh, sammwich! Danka!"
"Do you like it?"
"THIS DOESN'T HAVE ANY GREY POUPON ON IT!?" Wupich!

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 10:07:47 AM »
Now I'm wondering what they were fighting about, if it was related to the sandwich itself, where the sandwich came from, and who made the sandwich.

"Here honey, I made you a sandwich."
"Oh, sammwich! Danka!"
"Do you like it?"
"THIS DOESN'T HAVE ANY GREY POUPON ON IT!?" Wupich!
Jeez, all he had to do was wait till the next red light. I'm sure that someone would have pulled alongside, rolled down the window, and handed him some. >,>

Offline Vekseid

Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2008, 06:10:05 PM »
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Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

...funny.

Offline Tawni Black

Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2008, 10:45:02 PM »
I cannot even imagine what that man was thinking at the time... If someone can help me fathom it, please, please do!

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2008, 10:46:06 PM »
"I TOLD YOU NO PICKLES!"

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 11:38:03 AM »
This immediately made me think of Shoot 'Em Up, which I saw yesterday, where Clive Owen kept using CARROTS to kill people.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 01:24:14 PM »
SUCK MY HAM AND LICK UP THE MAYONAISE BITCH!!!!  *laughs*

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 01:49:04 PM »
SUCK MY HAM AND LICK UP THE MAYONAISE BITCH!!!!  *laughs*

Or beef.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2008, 02:36:11 PM »
. . .suck my roast beef?  suck my hamburger?  suck my philley cheese steak?

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2008, 02:38:07 PM »
No one thought of a foot-long?

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2008, 02:43:52 PM »
He beat her half to death with his limited time $5 foot long smothered in mayo. . .

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2008, 02:44:08 PM »
Subway used to make me want to beat someone with a sandwich, for sure.  Only the people that worked there, though.  I just quit going.

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2008, 03:19:24 PM »
*Is sad because now he feels really old for being the only one to know the relevance of his grey pupon joke...* : (

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2008, 03:27:57 PM »
I remember gray poupon.  :P

And am I wrong or didn't Subway foot longs cost less than $5 before they started their $5 foot long campaign?

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Re: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2008, 03:56:17 PM »
*Is sad because now he feels really old for being the only one to know the relevance of his grey pupon joke...* : (

I get your grey pupon joke.

I remember gray poupon.  :P

And am I wrong or didn't Subway foot longs cost less than $5 before they started their $5 foot long campaign?

I think the gimic there is if you buy a lot of them it is actually cheaper. . .but I don't know because I always buy six inch.