In the offices of Konami Headquarters...
Shareholder: "Oh shit, the fan outrage at Metal Gear Pachinko is breaking the Internet!"
CEO: "Desperate times call for desperate measures. Consult the Idea Machine!"
CEO grabs a baseball bat and opens the trapdoor in the ceiling. The bloated, rotting carcass of a horse descends by rope.
With a strong swing a paper envelope falls from the horse's mouth.
Letter: "Lay the franchise to rest."
Shareholder: "No that's horrible advice! Beat it harder!"
CEO savagely swings at the dead horse again and again. For a while, nothing comes out. Then a single, piss-stained envelops falls to the ground.
Letter: "Zombie Survival Spin-off."
The CEO and Shareholders throw up their arms in celebration, dancing about the studio. The camera pans outside to reveal that the office is a single-story featureless building between a gas station and liquor store. A homeless man warming his hands by a trash can fire looks through the window, shaking his head and saying how this used to be a nice part of town