Strangest things I've seen this week

[HairyHeretic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bksiiivwTLA

The end is somewhat disappointing, but it's still amusing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2roPaSJdk0

One of the more unique cover versions you're likely to see.

[The Overlord]

I might not be a religious person, but I must admit the Hard Rock Hallelujah, well...rocked.

Except for that guy on the microphone...I was tempted to rename it the Undead Pirate Klingon Hallelujah  :-\

[HairyHeretic]

You haven't seen Lordi's original version of Hard Rock Hallelujah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U

That's why I was refering to that one as a cover.

[HairyHeretic]

Ah, I do love El Reg.  ;D

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta_sauce/

Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

Continued to crack one off 'while resisting arrest'

An Oz driver has been fined AU$600 for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar even as coppers attempted to subdue him with batons and capsicum spray following a "slow-speed" car chase through Newcastle, New South Wales.

The drama began when officers spotted Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, "parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26". According to the Newcastle Herald, they thought he "might have a weapon"* since he was "doing something with his hands in his lap".

He was in fact "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar", a police report explained. The perp made a dash for it, was pulled, refused to exit the vehicle and four officers were obliged to persuade him from his car.

The law enforcement operatives identified "a 750mm** jar around his penis" and said Weatherley gamely insisted on continuing to pleasure himself "between bouts of wrestling".

A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier".

He pleaded guilty to the aforementioned raft of charges yesterday at Newcastle Local Court. The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted. ®
Bootnote

*Well, he did, didn't he? Oh yes - thanks to Ross McCabe for the tip-off.

**That's what the report says. Should be 750ml, according to our Oz pasta sauce jar expert Andy Harrison.

[Avi]

O_O  Oh my... just when I thought public nudity couldn't get any more screwed up. Lol