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Offline BlackRockShooterTopic starter

Need a laugh? Check this out!
« on: August 15, 2015, 08:01:55 PM »
So a few weeks ago I got a cute little bearded dragon after months of research. Since he was eating so many crickets I put in an order for 1000 1/2 inch long crickets... During shipping someone was not careful and tore the box since the post office now has 1000 LOOSE crickets in their office. I called today to see if I could pick up what hadn't gotten out of the box yet and the guy told me I had to wait until Monday to get them. He must not know how good at escaping crickets are.... Oh well their loss since those buggers were insured!

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Re: Need a laugh? Check this out!
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2015, 08:17:50 PM »
Just imagine what that place sounds like at night lol.

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Re: Need a laugh? Check this out!
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2015, 08:30:43 PM »
That much cricket chirping can drive a person batty.  Even one in a quiet office can be irritating. :-)

Offline BlackRockShooterTopic starter

Re: Need a laugh? Check this out!
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2015, 09:30:10 PM »
Now just imagine these are baby crickets. It'll be at least a month before they start dying off if not longer!

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Re: Need a laugh? Check this out!
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2015, 09:53:56 PM »
They will have to enlist the aid of lizard bounty hunters to track down these fugitive crickets!

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Re: Need a laugh? Check this out!
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2015, 11:47:09 PM »
The place is going to be a cricket party house for while. c: