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Offline MissFireTopic starter

SLUTS: Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers

2015 - Bayside, California. Our world is being invaded by the pan-dimensional menace known as Queen Peryl, a sorceress bent on world domination. Thankfully, she's begun her conquest of Earth in California and thankfully humanity has the best, sexiest defense possible; SLUTS. Sensing the impending disaster, an ancient computer built in eons long past (1979) awakens in a basement under an old arcade. It is Wyzzerd, a hyper-intelligent AI with a staggering 4MB of memory. Built using the pinnacle of technology at the time, the AI contacts it's creator, a man (a legend), a scientist (a genius), a sex machine (oh yes) known only as Dr. Thelonius Jones. This ebony god amongst men hears the call of his creation and answers.

"THELONIUS," drones the computer, "WE WILL SOON BE UNDER ATTACK BY A DARK AND SEXY MENACE."

"How sexy?" inquires the doctor.

"VERY," replies Wyzzerd.

"Damn, son."

"INDEED. SHE IS KNOWN AS QUEEN PERYL. SHE WILL CONQUER THE PLANET WITH TERRIBLE, WELL-HUNG MONSTERS. THEY WILL TAKE OUR WOMEN AND WITH THEM GOES ALL OF MAN'S DRIVE TO FIGHT, BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE NOBODY TO IMPRESS. DICK PICS WILL ALL BUT VANISH."

"Damn, that's dark," gasps Thelonius. "My junk NEEDS to be seen, Wyzzerd."

"CONSTRUCT FOR ME FIVE FIGHTING ROBOTS OUTFITTED WITH THE LATEST WEAPONRY," demands the computer, his synthetic voice full of hope, "AND WE WILL CRUSH THIS THREAT." A moment of silence hangs in the air. Dr. Thelonius Jones looks around the decrepit old arcade in which the computer is housed. He looks at himself. Damn, he looks good. His wardrobe does not. He's still wearing the same labcoat he's been sporting for thirty years. A look that has not gotten him much tail, despite his reputation as a genius and sex machine. He scowls.

"Bitch, do I look like I got money?!"

"FINE," sighs the AI, "THEN CONTACT THE GOVERNMENT. BRING TO ME FIVE HIGHLY-TRAINED SPECIAL FORCES SOLDIERS. I WILL OUTFIT THEM-"

"Lemme stop you right there," says the doctor, halting Wyzzerd mid-synth-ramble, "The government don't return my calls anymore. Not since I pitched my idea to weaponize squirrels. How 'bout I get you five teenagers with attitude instead?"

"THAT SEEMS LIKE A POOR IDEA CONSIDERING THE THREAT WE FACE - BUT IT WILL DO."

"Solid!"

And so Dr. Thelonius Jones did set out in the van that doubled as both his conveyance and his home. He cruised the local high school for nigh on two weeks until he was arrested and given a lengthy prison sentence. It took another two weeks for Wyzzerd to break him out of jail. How an AI did this without a physical body is not worth discussing and you probably shouldn't think about it very hard, but the fact of the matter is; shit got done anyway. Wyzzerd contacted five rebellious and gorgeous girls and gave them a mission; defend Bayside from Queen Peryl and her nefarious monsters. To aid them in their quest, they would be given armor and weaponry straight out of the Wyzzerd's world; the Vid World! The SLUTS would be equipped with Vid Belts that could strip away (litterally) their old clothing and replace it with high-tech armor and weapons that would allow them to combat the new menace! Each week, they shall face down a different threat, learn a new lesson, and probably get screwed a whole bunch of times!

It's not the best of plans, but it'll do.

Tune in to Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers! SLUTS!



SLUTS is a smutty parody of the sentai genre. Expect a lighthearted romp with a little conversation, a little action, and a lot of monster-on-girl sex. Each story arc will be a 'show' wherein the girls start off just hanging out and talking, they are then made aware of some threat, and then go to fight that threat. Lessons are learned, blowjobs are given, orgasms are had. It's like pornography with better costumes and more swordplay. We'll need some ladies to play the five rangers, and some guys to play the various NPC's and monsters that get to have their way with the ladies. If you're interested in joining, please post here!

Offline iridum248

Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2015, 01:08:27 AM »
I just want to say - As a long time fan of Kamen Rider, Super Sentai and magical girl shows in general, this idea is absolutely hilarious. Count me in - I'll love to see what other people come up with, too!

edit: I don't have that many nice images of sentai girls, but plenty of sexy villainesses. Possibly my favorites:

Image Links!
http://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAwQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fmorelikethis%2Fcollections%2F88701533%3Fview_mode%3D2&ei=klppVeS0AZbkuQSasYGoBg&psig=AFQjCNGYBb2TuXDNBaoYRavUxpGd3qQX4A&ust=1433054226197529
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/114/7/4/dark_queen_color_by_matiassoto-d7fv7is.jpg
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/battletoads/images/f/f7/The_Dark_Queen_1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120601164057
http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2014/136/a/1/battletoads_dark_queen_by_nio_by_nio107-d7indq7.png
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/287/4/7/47f70a62ff1b4c63059137e46ed81e7c-d82vanb.jpg
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=610087
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=281145
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/435984/1ebed70687/
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1389939
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/legendofthecryptids/images/3/35/Succubus_Twin_Bovina.png/revision/latest?cb=20130505225734
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/6/67663/3573067-01a.jpg
http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/1308045.jpg
http://www.previewsworld.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES/STK640001-660000/STK642973.jpg
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/1/18945/1727129-zenescopesnowqueenebas.jpg
http://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAwQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fteckning.ifokus.se%2Fdiscussions%2F52967a9c8e0e7466c9000401-wip-dark-mistress&ei=VVxpVYLND4mVuASIvYCIAg&psig=AFQjCNFWnt3ycKvYN_eBdLYy5dGZgC7myA&ust=1433054677409995
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/b3/e7/93b3e7079457a36ab40974891491ecb6.jpg
http://blog.zenescope.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/B_darkqueen_colors_CMYK.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/271/9/5/the_evil_queen_by_j_scott_campbell-d2z2plt.jpg
http://j-scott-campbell.deviantart.com/art/The-Wicked-Witch-of-the-WEST-179309867
http://judasart.deviantart.com/art/Wicked-Witch-360000552
http://www.fantasystrike.com/guide/index.php/Persephone_%28Yomi%29

Whew, that's a lot.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2015, 02:26:35 AM by iridum248 »

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Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2015, 01:17:42 AM »
Oh ho ho! 

Count me in!  :) 

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Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2015, 02:54:41 AM »
Sure count me in, sounds like fun.

Offline Angiejuusan

Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2015, 02:56:23 AM »
As someone who's been playing a SHIT TON of Warframe...count me in.

Offline MissFireTopic starter

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2015, 10:50:40 AM »
Thanks for the interest, I really appreciate it. If everyone here so far is for playing a ranger then that'll make the team complete. We just need some people to play the baddies.

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Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2015, 04:40:36 PM »
I'll knock the hell out of a villain.

What are you looking for in the aforementioned villainy?

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Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2015, 06:01:50 PM »
I'll knock the hell out of a villain.

What are you looking for in the aforementioned villainy?

No idea yet, I was hoping to brainstorm with everyone. Following the typical arc like you might see in Power Rangers, we'll need an army of minions, a couple of recurring henchmen, and a 'monster of the week' type of deal. Here's the image I was planning to use for Queen Peryl;


And some larger images of the rangers. I'd like to use these because the uniforms are consistent and I've got some of them in the nude as well, but I'll save those for the character section.

Green Soldier - Lightning, Sais, "the smart one"
Red Soldier - Fire, Broadsword, "the athletic, rowdy one"
Blue Soldier - Ice, Rapier, "the rich one"
Pink Soldier - Plasma, Shortsword, "the cute, energetic one"
Black Soldier - Void, Whip, "the tough chick"

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Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2015, 06:03:16 PM »
Hmmm...who should I be...I'm trying to decide.

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2015, 06:28:53 PM »
No idea yet, I was hoping to brainstorm with everyone. Following the typical arc like you might see in Power Rangers, we'll need an army of minions, a couple of recurring henchmen, and a 'monster of the week' type of deal. Here's the image I was planning to use for Queen Peryl;


And some larger images of the rangers. I'd like to use these because the uniforms are consistent and I've got some of them in the nude as well, but I'll save those for the character section.

Green Soldier - Lightning, Sais, "the smart one"
Red Soldier - Fire, Broadsword, "the athletic, rowdy one"
Blue Soldier - Ice, Rapier, "the rich one"
Pink Soldier - Plasma, Shortsword, "the cute, energetic one"
Black Soldier - Void, Whip, "the tough chick"

Wicked.  Thanks for the response.

I'm fine with writing minions and recurring henchmen types if someone else wants to be the "mastermind".

I have some ideas...let me know if you're interested.  :)

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Re: [Interest Check] - Super Legendary Ultra Tech Soldiers!
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2015, 03:13:52 AM »
I imagine that Jones' Van looked something like the following.

As a good-natured Villian I simply can't let such things stand and will rid the world of his perverse presence. More disturbing is that he seems to have kidnapped several girls and make them do his bidding, we well-hung monsters should do our best to save them!

I'd be up for helping with the meanies and baddies.

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2015, 06:29:03 AM »
I'd gladly take a roll on either side. 

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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2015, 05:12:33 PM »
OOC & Characters is up! Everyone interested in this game, please hop in there and start the discussions! As soon as we have the cast set and a loose idea of our plot for 'this week's episode of SLUTS' then we can get started. You'll notice I included some more images of the soldiers there, so if you're playing one of the girls, feel free to use the images as you like.