A lot of people seem to think that I'm no longer running for president just because they haven't been hearing my name out there too often. "Are you sure
that you're running?" they ask. Oh
, yeah -- I'm running. I'm not doing too well in the polls quite yet, granted, but it's important to remember that people vote in the booths, not in the polls. As you can see in this video
, my grassroots campaign is working hard to make sure that at the end of Election Day I will be declared the victor.I just KNEW that Diana Falzone would end up leaning my way!
Needless to say, I'm pleased that I'm finally getting some coverage. I wish only that my supporters would focus more on my message:Free Cookies for Everyone!
Remember me on November 4, maidens and monsters! Vote for Spel!