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« on: October 06, 2008, 04:24:02 PM »
Have you ever noticed after doing laundry that there is at least one sock that doesn't have a match?  Most people assume that it's because they've lost a sock somewhere, but that's actually not the case.  Today, when my husband pulled a pair of socks out of the clean laundry, he found two child-sized socks inside.  This solves the great mystery of all those matchless socks:  They're breeding!

Offline mwilson

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 04:27:32 PM »
dont be silly evryone knows that its the sock goblin that eats the other sock................ Your socks are lucky they must have hidden in the rubber untill the goblin left, thats how come they had a chance to breed :) :)

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Re: Socks
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 04:35:08 PM »
Sock goblin don't be absurd. The Dryer God needs his offerings. *Pishaw*

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Re: Socks
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 04:44:12 PM »
Just wait until I find the stargate at the back of the dryer...

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Re: Socks
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 04:45:49 PM »
Considering how the Stargate usually manifests, I'd hope it was in the washer instead...

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Re: Socks
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 06:36:12 PM »
No, it's the South Park Underwear Gnomes branching out. They've added a Step 1.5:

Step 1) Steal Underwear
Step 1.5) Steal Single Socks
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit

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Re: Socks
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 07:07:14 PM »
No, it's the South Park Underwear Gnomes branching out. They've added a Step 1.5:

Step 1) Steal Underwear
Step 1.5) Steal Single Socks
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit
I think they need to work on step two a little more. XD God I love that episode.

Offline wizeguy2182

Re: Socks
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2008, 08:36:53 PM »
Remember Family Guy? "Hey!! Gimme back my sock you goat b*st*rd!!"   :P

Offline The Overlord

Re: Socks
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2008, 10:42:21 PM »
  This solves the great mystery of all those matchless socks:  They're breeding!

Which only proves the 'portal' is two-way.

I've got a theory that the spinning effect and EM fields from the dryer operating facilitates a crack in time and space, to another dimension which for lack of a proper name I shall refer to as the Elemental Plane of Socks.  :P

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Re: Socks
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2008, 10:57:19 PM »
I've got a theory that the spinning effect and EM fields from the dryer operating facilitates a crack in time and space, to another dimension which for lack of a proper name I shall refer to as the Elemental Plane of Socks.  :P

Dammit.  I have to introduce that in a tabletop game now.

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Re: Socks
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2008, 11:06:17 PM »
Dammit.  I have to introduce that in a tabletop game now.
And bring about the WTF moment to end all WTF moments.

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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2008, 02:45:30 AM »
And bring about the WTF moment to end all WTF moments.


ROFL...Top Ten Signs Your GM is Piss Drunk.

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Re: Socks
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2008, 06:42:32 AM »

ROFL...Top Ten Signs Your GM is Piss Drunk.
Right up there with having a bunch of buttbears attack your party in marmalade dungeon.

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2008, 08:12:41 AM »

Buttbears eh? In all my years of dungeon-delving I've never seen that...tentacles yes, buttbears no.  ::)

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Re: Socks
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2008, 10:51:22 AM »
Right up there with having a bunch of buttbears attack your party in marmalade dungeon.

Obviously, you haven't played Greyhawk recently. ;)

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Re: Socks
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2008, 11:15:05 AM »
Have any of you seen that show The Black Adder? It's an off-the-air BBC comedy starring Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) and in later seasons, Hugh Laurie (House). There's this one season where Atkinson plays a butler to the Prince Regent (Laurie) in the times of King George's madness after the American Revolution. The Prince Regent is complaining about always having no socks even though the butler (Atkinson) is trying to tell him about even more important things. The Prince is convinced that his socks are just magically disappearing, even though he says he purchases millions of pairs. So he says, "Socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any."

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Re: Socks
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2008, 11:35:04 AM »
Obviously, you haven't played Greyhawk recently. ;)
Or never.