I'm listening to one of the greatest storytellers in recent memory.
Don't believe me? Listen to his story. Seriously. Don't turn your nose up to Stone Cold Steve Austin. Give him a shot.
It's his unleashed show, so he does cuss a lot. But... this is awesome storytelling. And I think it's a great way to shatter stereotypes. I'll reveal more, but in PM if you ask me. There is method to the madness here. Stone Cold tells this story on purpose, and for a reason, and it's a response to a previous comment he was asked / talked about in a previous interview.
But seriously. As he's telling the story, you can completely envision everything. The hilarity will ensue!