Well now I'm in prison awaiting the stocks for burglary

Edit: if youre curious what my char is looking like heres her background notes
Background notes: Town or village, Both parents alive, No siblings, Left to die, Parents are Yeomen, Fell in with a bad crowd, Conscripted, The lover, Conflict 1: Broke a promise, Leader, Love, No guilt (CP=4 Neutral), Conflict 2: Violent Crime, Clergy, Money, Enjoyed it (Cp=13 Chaotic.), Burglary, Stocks, No Deity, Current Lover (Kobold, Male), Cruel,