A dragon-like creature with blue scales and a long beak is wearing a fashionable navy blue suit and sits behind a desk with papers in his hand. To his right, a bulbous red toad monster in a tacky tan suit and a royal blue bow-tie is sitting down with papers in his hand too. Behind them the cgi-created words "Sex Demon Tournament 3000!" flying in and causing a massive explosion that results in the words becoming bloody and pulsating.
The dragon beast speaks, "Hello there, denizens of the deep. I'm your co-host Bolfri Manchester, and with me is my great friend and arch nemesis Jimmy Balan."
The toad monster adjust his papers and speaks, "I'm just belly up happy to be here."
Bolfri, "And together we bring you the legendary Sex Demon Tournament 3000."
CGI graphics burn the words Sex Demon Tournament 3000 into the TV screen followed by painful howls of the forever lost souls of hell. Eventually, the words fade.
Bolfri, "It's the beginning of a new season, and as it has reached it's tri-millenia, everyone expects there to be more sweat, more blood, and more semen than ever before. Isn't that right, Jimmy?"
Jimmy, "My granmammy said to me if she didn't see enough jizzm to drown an elephant, she'd cut off her own three heads."
Bolfri, "And right she should, my friend. But no worries, because I'm sure that this is the season to sell one's soul over to watch. That is if we still had our souls to sell."
Both demons laugh.
Jimmy, "I sold mine for moonshine. Any-who, to recap last year's tournament, we all thought Daityas was a shoe-in for the win, and so did all of the bookies down in Purgatory, most Circles of Hell, and even Detroit. But that little engine that could Camio crawled her way up to the top and squashed that Daityas as if he was a blowfly under a steel-toed boot. That was a great show, Bolfri."
Bolfri, "It sure was. Let's run the clip of the landing blow."
<insert horrific images of that which the human mind would destroy itself after witnessing>
Bolfri, "I have to say, that was a very impressive use of a double-headed cock tentacle through an eye socket if I ever seen one."
Jimmy, "I've seen and done better. But with our Lord and Great Damnator Lucifer being so impressed with the good hustle out there last season, he expects bigger, better, and more uncut action than ever before."
Bolfri, "As he should."
Both, "Hail Satan!"
Bolfri, "So let's get on with it and show our hideous viewers the line up we have for this year so far."
Jimmy, "With more pleasure than a French Tickler on a bestiality freak in a dairy farm. First up, we have...."
--And that's when you guys come in. (tee-hee) The idea is that we hold a tournament in which each participating writer creates a succubus/incubus with the one goal of fucking their way to the top. Each time they win a battle, they consume their opponent and gain their powers.
Woah, now I know what you're thinking, and yes creating characters just so they can die is a little frightening. But hear me out. The reason I created this idea of mine is because from my experience, one shots tend to end too quickly and long term stories most of the time die out from boredom and lack of participation. With this tournament, writers have a chance to create a character, enjoy the sex, and if lucky move on to the next victim. If your character dies, it sucks, but you can continue to watch with everyone else and root for the winner (Go Team Edward!). There are a few rules that I'm laying down for starers, but if there's enough outcry for change, I'm a malleable overlord. They are...
*****: there has been some interest in characters not dying, but rather being drained of all power and reduced to mere shadows of demons and then thrown into a pit where they fight each other to regain their status. If enough people go for this, then we'll do it. However, it won't be televised (meaning I'll create a room for it, but I probably won't moderate it). What do you guys think?
]*****: Follow up-So after hearing your thoughts, I've decided to mix them all up. At the moment of the 5th cum (which is the number I've decided determines the loser), all that demon's powers transfer to the victor, transforming the losing party into a dried up husk of a demon. After a bit of crowd cheering, the center of the amphitheater will open up and reveal the Pit far far below. The victor gets to throw their opponent down the hole and to an almost certain death. "Almost certain" is key here. It's a very long way down to the Pit, and things could happen: get impaled on one of the mountains jutting through the infernal flames, eaten by a fire wyrm and have to travel out of its digestive system to a safe place, or even captured by other survivors to be placed in an underground and lesser known tournament where the victors get to return to the upper level of hell and regain their powers. This takes away the creepy factor of death or murder via fornication, but it keeps the stakes high. If there's enough requests for a losers' tier, then I'll make one later. Right now, I'm trying to make this tournament as clean and as efficient as possible. What do you guys think?
1. Whether a succubus or an incubus, all players must be comfortable with LGBT sexual actions. The reason is that even if we get 50% men and 50% women, there's always a chance that once players move up the tiers, two boys or two girls will have to play with each other. It's just the nature of the 666 Beast.
2. In order to keep interest high and boredom low, each fight scene must take no longer than a week in Real Time World. There is no limit as to the length or number of posts, but it has to be finished by then or a winner will be chosen.
3. I can't in all good conscience apply this game to some form of battle system. It limits the imagination and bugs down everyone's pleasure. So, the winners will be determined by an electronic coin toss before the battle. If you lose the coin toss, you have to write to your best abilities. Don't be a sore loser. And if you won the coin toss, again you have to write to your best abilities. Don't be a lazy winner. (I'm open to alternatives to this, but I honestly don't see a fairer and simpler option that won't lag the storyline).
4. The competition of this game is which player can out-perform (out-fuck) the other player. How is this decided? What better way than to count orgasms. Effectively, whomever makes their partner cum more is the victor, and the victor consumes the soul of the defeated in order to become more powerful. *and the crowd cheers*
So that's it. Fuck everyone over and win the game. The in-game purpose of entering the tournament is to have a good time and win the price, which is a few dozen legions, a spanking new castle, and a nice sit down with Lucifer himself over some BBQ at Chilies Restaurant. Mmm-mmm finger-fucking good.
The only snag I see is people not being comfortable with each other's On's and Off's. For now, let's just keep it the same according to Elliquiy's golden rule, which is to respect each other. If you don't like barbed penises, and he doesn't like maw-like vaginas, then please work something out. This might change in the future to a general Do's and Don'ts in character creation later if necessary.
So, suggestions? Volunteers? Remember, winning doesn't depend on you creating the most vile, horrific demon sex acts. It relies on a coin toss. Just use your creativity to the fullest. If you want to be a cephalopod with millions of sucker pussies, go for it. If you want to be a classy, French model type with blue skin, pointy ears, viporgated tail, and the most handsome penisto ever be seen, then go for it.
Once you know who you're fighting, the both of you have to decide what the battlefield looks like, which the players have to act as if it was a complete random surprise created by the masters of the game. It can be anything. Dinner for two on a blimp, writhing in agony in a sea of molten-hot cum, the backseat of a camaro, whatever. I don't care. Just make it fit your characters like a condom, and all will be fine.
Any takers? I need at least four volunteers. Any more than that and I'll also need a helping hand in GMing the thing, or a referee as I will call him/her.
******: Follow up 2-Character Creation
So it looks like we have more than enough volunteers. When the smoke clears and we have definite players, I will assign each a number and then use a dicebot to randomly pair players together for the first round. Remember, I'm not taking gender into consideration when I make these pairs. When you get your partner, immediately start communication on your ons/offs and how you want to duel it out. But first....
Online ID: (obvious)
Player Name: (Can be anything, but picking an actual demon name from history is always a plus.)
Appearance: (Images are acceptable, but remember if its very NSFW, you can only post a link to the image. I believe that's the new Elliquiy rules. If you simply want to blur out the naughty parts, I can help with that.)
Origin: (Think Dante's Inferno. I find it's always a good organization of hell. However, you're not bound to it.)
History: (At least four good sentences. A good history is the foundation for a good future...or at least an awesome death.)
Special Moves: (Tee-hee-hee. What ARE your favorite moves? Remember, these will be what define your character as a sex warrior.)
Favorite Human Era: (Helps give a sense of the character's mentality. You don't need to go into great detail if you don't want to.)
Favorite Human Era:
If you want to go ahead and create a character, please do so and post it here. Once I get everyone's opinion on the changes, I'll count up how many players I have at that time. Does anyone know of someone who would like to help me monitor the fights? All they really need to do is make sure everyone is having fun, and they need to write for the broadcasters when I'm not immediately available.