In recognition of the ever decreasing level of “reality” TV, we present you with the newest low point; Ladies and Gentlemen, scraping the muck from the underside of the bucket, we present you with…. (Drum roll please) The Starlet!
Hi, and welcome to The Starlet, America’s newest, and perhaps boldest reality television series yet!
Ok, how it works, we’ve saught out a panel of 3 judges from the biggest names in the business, producers and directors of some of our most loved flicks. Their only job is to advise the contestants and offer pointers on how to improve and more importantly, get the popular votes from you, our viewing audience. That’s right America, it’s all up to you on who becomes “The Starlet!!”
How the show works, we’ve gone around the country auditioning prospective young women for the opportunity to land a contract, a starring role and$1,000,000 in cold hard cash if she’s the last starlet standing at the end. All they have to do is keep you, the audience, happy and voting for them each week… and put on a good show, of course.
Now,you may be asking, what’s so special about another talent show? Well, this isn’t just a talent show, it’s a competition to find the next porn queen of the world!!! That’s right, you heard it right, the next porn queen! You see, our girls aren’t singing, they aren’t dancing, they aren’t looking for a rich husband or stabbing each other in the back in New jersey, Hell, they’re aren’t even all that desperate if they happen to be housewives. Each and every one of our ladies wants to be a porn actress and you’ll make one of them fulfill their dreams!
Now, to make sure that our ladies have a leading man worthy of their talents, we’ve gathered some of the biggest names in the industry to act as their coaches, their mentors and their leads as they perform live right here on this stage. Then, in a few weeks, you’ll have selected the hottest starlet that the industry may ever see!
Ok, this is really tongue in cheek (no, not that cheek!) and it’s about as smut based as it can get. What the group needs is at least 3 to act as judges; who will also be able to sample the talent off screen… unless they can sneak one under their desk, that is.
4 to 5 big guys to act as fictional actors and be mentors as well as partners on stage (they’ll handle several women each)
and the ladies who want the title, of course.
I haven’t thought much further than that, so this is merely an interest check to see if it’s worth expanding the idea into something a little silly, a little campy and a lot sinful!
So, anyone interested?