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Offline CaptainEroticaTopic starter

The Missing Screw
« on: September 22, 2008, 02:32:41 AM »
  Okay another joke. No offense meant toward anyone is intended....and no real cats were harmed during the telling of this joke.

 

 a guy is cruising on his Harley when he hears a clanging sound coming form the engine. stopping he sees that he is missing a screw on the engine cover. Looking around he see a big neon sign.

SCREWS

 Must be his lucky day. There are three guys in line ahead of him.

 "Give me a hundred dollar screw" the first man says.

 "Hey Charlie bring in the Neko Girl.

  "Give me a fifty dollar screw" the second guy requests.

 "Hey Charlie bring in the Elf."

  Hey, Give me a twenty-five dollar screw," the third man tells the guy at the counter.

 "Hey Charlie Bring in the Asian."

  The guy get to the counter wondering why these guys were paying so much for a screw. " I need a fifty cent screw." He tell the other man.

  "Hey Charlie grease the cat."

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Re: The Missing Screw
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 07:57:56 AM »
*Inaudible choking sound*

Offline mwilson

Re: The Missing Screw
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 05:33:36 PM »
So So sick....... yet oh so FUNNY