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Offline CaptainEroticaTopic starter

Ultimate weigh loss plan
« on: September 21, 2008, 02:42:37 AM »
  A guy goes to a weight loss center looking to lose a few pounds. He is informed that there are three plans. The $50 plan, $100 plan and $1000 plan. Now the man is not that out of shape so he signs up for the $50 plan.

  He is told to go into a room, strip naked and sit in a chair. A naked blond comes in and whispers. "If you catch me you screw me." He chases her around the room for about ten minutes and is just about to catch her when this bodybuilder looking guy walks in and tosses him out. His time was up.

  Going back to the counter he asks for the $100 plan and is given the same set of instructions. This time a naked red head saunters in. "If you catch me you screw me." Again he gives chase for about twenty minutes. Once again just as he is about to catch her the bouncer comes in and throws him out. His time is up.

  Running back to the counter he slaps down $1000 and runs back into the room. The bouncer comes in. "If I catch you I screw you."

Offline Sherona

Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2008, 09:11:53 AM »
*rolls with laughter*

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Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2008, 09:30:28 AM »
He'd never catch me I'd hail a freaking cab! *ZOOOOOOM!*

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Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2008, 09:52:14 AM »
I actually have that joke in cartoon format. Or one very like it at least.

Offline Apple of Eris

Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2008, 09:54:03 AM »
Hey! How come the redhead is more expensive than the blonde!? *pouts*

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Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2008, 09:54:56 AM »
Hey! How come the redhead is more expensive than the blonde!? *pouts*
She was a natural redhead? *Shrug*

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Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2008, 09:56:01 AM »
Because us gingers are more valuable then blonds?

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Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2008, 09:57:14 AM »
'Cause it wasn't a blonde like you, Apple. They had one of those other blondes...  ::)

Offline CaptainEroticaTopic starter

Re: Ultimate weigh loss plan
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 02:21:59 AM »
  No offense to any blonde's...Just a personal preference. I do find some blonde's sexy, but for the most part I am partial to either Asians or redheads.