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Offline OniyaTopic starter

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... it might not be PG-13
« on: September 06, 2014, 02:12:45 PM »
Despite the title, this thread is PG-13, and does need to be kept family-friendly.  It's a take-off on the old Jeff Foxworthy routine '...you might be a redneck.'



The rules are simple:

1) Any post made must end with the phrase 'it might not be PG-13' or a reasonably close variant.
2) Posts should be no more than a sentence or two.
3) The post should describe a situation in which the thing talked about might not be PG-13.
4) Have fun!

As an example:

If your post looks like it was written by Samuel L. Jackson ... it might not be PG-13.

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Re: ... it might not be PG-13
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2014, 02:27:00 PM »
Neat idea, Oniya!

Freddie Mercury once boasted that he wanted to "convert the people to ballet dancing". But although most people need to begin early to become a pro in that game, the result of such a campaign might not always come out PG-13 (especially not with Freddie as the model).

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Re: ... it might not be PG-13
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2014, 02:32:37 PM »
If your post contains giant octopus and Japanese High-School girls......it might not be PG-13!

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Re: ... it might not be PG-13
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2014, 05:07:32 PM »
If you're reading in a book that "the first attempt to constitute the League of Red Gay Men failed, because of the meeting turning into a spontaneous love-in" then the book probably isn't PG-13.



(the quote is genuine, I spotted it, in turn, in a book review. The reviewer noted that "this kind of brief information really makes you want to know more")  ;)

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Re: ... it might not be PG-13
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2014, 07:43:46 PM »
If you say 'oh my' and your glasses fog over within the first 30", it may not be PG-13.

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Re: ... it might not be PG-13
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2014, 11:01:19 AM »
If gaggedLouise is in the room. it's ASSUREDLY not PG13 ;D