Detention just turns into another party! They can create it at will!
Not sure how many kids Mr D would have running around, I am sure he would HATE them. They can drink wine, he can't.
Azz- Pan has some cool ablities
Panic cry: this is Pan's signature and most powerful ability. According to Percy, the panic cry as the most horrible sound that he's ever heard, like a "brass trumpet magnified a thousand times—the sound of pure fear." In The Battle of the Labyrinth, the panic cry scares most of the Kronos' army invading Camp Half-Blood.
Pan presumably has woodland magic.
Pan has the powers of Grover and the other satyrs that they used throughout the series, but on a larger scale.
As shown in The Titan's Curse, Pan is able to make artificial images of animals come alive, often accompanied by a wave of nausea by satyrs, or a breeze of springtime by humans.
Pan can command the Erymanthian Boar and other creatures of the wild, such as a dodo bird, a mammoth and a tiger-wolf (quite possibly a Thylacine/Tasmanian Tiger) as seen in The Battle of the Labyrinth. It would also appear his power was the only thing keeping them alive, for once he faded, they turned to dust.
Pan can control things belonging to nature (water, rocks, dirt, animals, trees, and bushes).
Granted as his kid, you only have a few of them and weak to start off with, but they are pretty bad ass.