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Offline LiliasTopic starter

The Airhead's Cookbook
« on: September 08, 2008, 06:01:33 AM »
MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Good night dear diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.

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Re: The Airhead's Cookbook
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 07:31:41 AM »
XD

Sigh.

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Re: The Airhead's Cookbook
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 01:17:06 PM »
The original chocolate moose sketch :)


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Re: The Airhead's Cookbook
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 02:10:22 PM »
They need more new cooking jokes. The ones like 'Separate two eggs' where the dummy puts two eggs at opposite ends of the counter are getting pretty old.

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Re: The Airhead's Cookbook
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 03:13:42 PM »
Even about the airhead who stared at an orange juice container because it said concentrate?