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Offline BlissTopic starter

The cure for boredom
« on: September 06, 2008, 10:13:46 AM »
A Sadist, Masochist, Necrophile, Pyromaniac, Homicidal Maniac, and a Zoophile are all sitting on a bench in an asylum and they're very bored.

The Zoophile stands up and screams "Lets have SEX with a cat!" then sits back down and looks at the others.

The Sadist stands up and yells "Let's torture a cat and THEN have sex with it!" then sits back down and looks at the others.

The Homicidal Maniac stands up and bellows "Let's torture, have sex with and KILL a cat!" then sits down and looks at the others.

The Necrophile stands up and yells "Let's torture, have sex with, kill and then HAVE SEX AGAIN with a DEAD cat!" then sits down and looks at the others.

The Pyromaniac stands up and shrieks "Lets Torture a cat, have sex with it, kill it, fuck it again and then BURN IT!"

They sit in silence a while longer. Then they're all looking at the Masochist, and one of them asks "Well, what are we gonna do?"

The Masochist turns to them, and simply says "Meow."

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 10:16:22 AM »
... I ... love you. :D

Offline LaBelleDame

Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 10:16:25 AM »
*giggles*
Meow.

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 10:18:55 AM »
... I ... love you. :D

To be loved - my reason for living!
*is fulfilled*

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 10:19:42 AM »
*giggles*
Meow.


Seconded!
To be loved - my reason for living!
*is fulfilled*

Yay. *hug* <3

I have converted a whole new group the asscreamcone, too... Your fault.

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 10:23:09 AM »
Ha ha! 

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2008, 10:23:38 AM »
I have converted a whole new group the asscreamcone, too... Your fault.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2008, 10:24:44 AM »
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

-runs in terror from the buttsicles-

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 10:25:19 AM »
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 10:27:25 AM »
I see what you did there and I raise you...

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2008, 10:28:04 AM »
... at that size, it is a broken ass heart. :(

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 10:28:31 AM »
I see that.  Little too much crack going on.

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2008, 10:30:43 AM »
Oh you two and you're asscreamcones.  ;D

Offline BlissTopic starter

Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2008, 10:40:05 AM »
Attack of the asscreamcones!!!





<3

Offline Kalen

Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2008, 10:40:18 AM »
I prefer the inverted asscream cone, myself... it's a SQUARE ass, though...

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 10:41:24 AM »
<3

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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3


Marching asscreamcones in formation are coming to a town near you.

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 10:42:42 AM »
<3

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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3


Marching asscreamcones in formation are coming to a town near you.
The horror! The frozen dairy, ass horror!

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 11:14:08 AM »
Ass and dairy rarely go together well in large amounts!

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2008, 11:16:45 AM »
Ass and dairy rarely go together well in large amounts!
I know! Run!

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 11:28:32 AM »
...Precisely. *snicker*

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2008, 11:33:10 AM »
*lets out an overdone, full-throated scream in true retro horror-movie fashion*

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Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2008, 11:35:36 AM »
*lets out an overdone, full-throated scream in true retro horror-movie fashion*
Ooh classic!

Offline Zoe Twinscythe

Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2008, 12:48:16 PM »
HEh, I've heard this one, but it is a good one. Props unto you.

Offline BlissTopic starter

Re: The cure for boredom
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2008, 01:02:55 PM »
*curtsey* I like to share the funny!