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Offline Saidi

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2014, 12:00:10 AM »
9 goats...

heheheh

Offline Ariel

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2014, 01:27:39 AM »
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10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?

Natalie? Really?

I would think that Jennifer Lawrence is worth 10 goats ::)

Offline Kristen

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2014, 08:22:19 AM »
Apparently...

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Your goat worth is:
10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?

Now... I know I should be flattered but...

Is this survey basically telling me that being married to me is the equivalent of being married to 10 goats?

I have to wonder...  ::)


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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2014, 01:22:09 PM »
Natalie? Really?

I would think that Jennifer Lawrence is worth 10 goats ::)

Depends where you sit on the beauty-brains scale, I guess. JLo might be more attractive to more people, but Portman has an Erdos-Bacon number of 7.

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2014, 04:43:00 AM »
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9. You're almost the coolest guy around!

9 goats.....not bad, I guess?  What's the top number, 10?

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2014, 05:31:51 PM »
Apparently 9 goats. Some how I expected much more or far less.

Offline somethingwithinreason

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2014, 06:39:36 PM »
8 goats!....Yay?

Offline nuttyb1tch

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2014, 01:27:55 AM »
I haven't used the quiz, but my fiancé managed to get two goats and a camel for my hand in marriage.



To explain (so you don't think I was sold to my fiancé). I was pushing for marriage, he joked that he hadn't gotten a dowry, so I asked how much he wanted, I passed the information to my parents and they bought two small plastic goats and a matching camel. :)

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2014, 12:34:41 AM »
9. You're almost the coolest guy around!

It'd have been 10, but I got hungry...

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2014, 07:23:39 PM »
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Your goat worth is:
9. You're almost the most beautiful girl here.

No way is this correct.  It can't be.  Who would give 9 goats up for a 40 year old?

Not Kazyth, pretty sure he doesn't have 9 left.  He's probably eaten two more by now.

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #60 on: August 29, 2014, 10:41:33 PM »
Nah.  Goat isn't that tasty to me, I still have them.  So I'mma buy me an Elina.  Much, much better than any number of goats by far.

Offline Velafiar

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #61 on: August 29, 2014, 11:01:40 PM »
10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?

I don't think I'm very well versed in goat currency. I'm pretty sure Natalie Portman can buy a whole farm of goats if she so wishes though. Eh, *shrugs* no complaining here. It's an interesting idea, and I now know how much to bargain for my hand.

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2014, 04:00:07 AM »
Nine whole goats!

That's good, right?

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2014, 12:04:43 AM »
"9. You're almost the most beautiful girl here."

I am flattered but I don't know what they based it off of.

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2014, 02:48:08 AM »
9~ I have such lovely goats <insert baby goat gifs here>

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Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2014, 02:30:16 PM »
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Your goat worth is:





9. You're almost the coolest guy around!

I don't even get this but it made me laugh.

Offline Soumis

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2014, 12:43:02 AM »
10! I feel so valuable, I should make sure my boyfriend knows what a catch he's got  ;)

Offline Dhi

Re: Ever wondered how many goats you were worth?
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2014, 01:35:27 PM »
Mm, baby, you look ten goats good.