And he's met by this huge precession of angels, Jesus, God the whole shebang!
Trumpets, rockets, miracles.
The lawyer walks up to Jesus and asks, "Is this the standard?"
"Oh no, you're a special case."
Jesus looks at him then speaks, "Well not only are you the first lawyer ever to get into heaven. You are also the longest living man in modern history. You've lived to be three hundred years-old."
"I'm only sixty-five." the lawyer says.
"Oh," Jesus replies and picks up a sheet of paper, and scans it. "All we did to get your age was add up your billable hours."