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Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #200 on: February 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM »
... that 'even' after reading labels on all the contents in your cupboards, watching water boil, and counting the tiles in your bathroom... you find yourself still unsure of what to do.

I'm so wired...

Offline Kroduk

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #201 on: February 13, 2009, 04:31:02 PM »
...Mobsters check people for /you/

I'm so broke...

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #202 on: February 13, 2009, 04:37:55 PM »
... that when driving past a person asking for money, you pull over and after describing your plight... they give a few bucks.

I'm so cynical...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #203 on: February 13, 2009, 06:00:10 PM »
....That you're....you're.....THE Cynical!! 

I'm so cuddly.....

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #204 on: February 13, 2009, 06:02:13 PM »
... That nobody on this entire planet can resist giving you a big squeeze when they come near you!

I'm so quizzical...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #205 on: February 13, 2009, 06:03:02 PM »
...Albert Einstein stole my theory of relativity from me.

I am so frizzy...

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #206 on: February 13, 2009, 06:05:12 PM »
... that what happens in your frizz... stays in your frizz.

I'm so silly...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #207 on: February 13, 2009, 06:07:24 PM »
...silly string has nothing on you.

I'm so vain...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #208 on: February 13, 2009, 06:08:35 PM »
....That even though the mirror says you are the most beautiful in the land you make him repeat it.

I'm so lovable...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #209 on: February 13, 2009, 06:10:19 PM »
...everyone wants you for their Valentine.

I'm such a horrible liar...

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #210 on: February 13, 2009, 06:13:16 PM »
... that even when you are straining to convince somebody of your current lie... your face is smirking, your head shaking... and your lips are silently mouthing ' I'm full of sh*t'

I'm so crazy about films...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #211 on: February 13, 2009, 06:27:13 PM »
....That you know someone exactly like you!

I'm so scary.....

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #212 on: February 13, 2009, 06:29:47 PM »
... that while most fear the boogie man is hiding under their bed... he is... but he is terrified you are hiding in the closet.

I'm so impatient...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #213 on: February 13, 2009, 06:31:24 PM »
......That when someone says, "Just a minute."  You can only wait 45 seconds.

I'm so eager....

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #214 on: February 13, 2009, 06:36:55 PM »
... That the World Association of Beavers (commonly called the WAB)... applauds and somewhat fears you eagerness.

I'm such a procrastinator...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #215 on: February 13, 2009, 06:40:09 PM »
...That what you said you were going to get to tomorrow ends up being a week later.

I'm so addicted to coffee...

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #216 on: February 13, 2009, 06:43:33 PM »
... That your local Starbucks, each hour on the hour... has enough coffee ready to supply your daily order of 45-50 cups (which they pour, not too gracefully, into a huge bucket with the Starbucks logo splashed all over)... which, to the untrained eye seems a bit odd as you drive with this monstrosity tied to the roof of your car.

I'm so lecherous...

Offline Solaine

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #217 on: February 14, 2009, 08:40:45 AM »
…That you make Lothario, Casanova, Eros, Lady Chatterley’s lover, Bill Clinton and JFK all look like chaste, awkward virginal geeks next to your lewdness and raunchy libido…


I’m so forgetful…




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Offline Kroduk

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #218 on: February 14, 2009, 10:59:01 AM »
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I'm so sick of my job...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #219 on: February 14, 2009, 11:04:35 AM »
....That you finally can't stand it and stand up on your desk and sing as loudly as possible...."TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT...I AIN'T WORKIN' HERE NO MORE!" 

I'm so bored.....

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #220 on: February 14, 2009, 01:43:29 PM »
... That even in the middle of yawning, you start to yawn again and again... continuosly... a rare phenomenon that causes the jaw to stretch... making it easier to... yup you guessed it... yawn!

I'm so freaked out...

Offline Solaine

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #221 on: February 14, 2009, 04:29:51 PM »
That it takes the world’s best psychiatrists with years of expertise in treating super-freaked out dudes like you to calm you down to just being mildly freaked out...


I'm so organized...

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #222 on: February 14, 2009, 04:45:23 PM »
... That Martha Stewart comes across as a disheveled, sloppy, completely raging mess next to you.

I'm so devious...

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Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #223 on: February 14, 2009, 07:12:46 PM »
...That the devil himself asks you for pointers.

I'm so sick of snow....

Offline Mordred

Re: The I'm so tough game.
« Reply #224 on: February 14, 2009, 08:11:54 PM »
... That you decide to learn rocket science so you can develope your own transporation to Venus where we all know it would be cold day in Hell before it would ever... snow.

I'm so damn insane...