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Offline Zombie ApocalypsoTopic starter

I couldn't think of a witty title =( [UN]
« on: September 01, 2008, 02:20:11 AM »
For a young photographer at the prime of his career there is little time for anybody but his clients. Besides he has always been a little bit antisocial, always spending most of his time looking through a lens. While photographing random scenery on an off day he looks through a window of an antique shop and spies a painting of the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. It is just a picture, shouldn’t cost too much. The store clerk turns out to be the most eccentric person the young photographer has ever met but agrees to part with the picture for a great sum of cash, more then the Photographer makes in a month. Reluctantly, after many minutes of bartering he walks away with the acrylic woman and finishes the rest of his day off by charging up his credit card with cheap alcohol and dirty magazines. At home he gets smashed and after many hours of staring out an open window he props the picture up against the wall so he can ‘Look’ at it. Well he swears he must have drank something funny because he begins to imagine the woman in the painting. He sees her vibrantly, feels her and eventually loses sight of the rest of the evening. In the late afternoon the next day he wakes up with a killer headache. To top things off he must have gone off the deep end in the last few hours because stretched out across him and his bed is the woman from the painting.

Things should end with a one night stand with some girl he must have picked up at a bar but they just get weirder. He leaves the woman to go get his bearings out in the living room. The painting is lying on the floor and the woman is no longer in it. To make things worse he doesn’t have time to figure out what the hell is going on, he has a shoot to go to and is definitely late. The photographer runs off to go to work. He comes home some time in the afternoon. His mystery woman has cleaned his house and is taking a bath in his tub. Well this is definitely weird so he confronts her and she convinces him to sign a contract. Him, being taken abroad by a pair of pretty…eyes, doesn’t read the fine print. In the next few moments he finds himself trapped in a large cage watching as the woman of his dreams closes and locks the door. He later finds out that she is Dracula, Pandora’s box, a great evil that he has just released. To make matters worse he is now employed by her, a tool of the evil trade. She lets him go just after midnight and takes him under lock and key to his first job, a photo shoot for a demonic escort service that plans on beginning their reign of terror by making horny people sell their souls in exchange for fulfilling their one great sexual desire.

[I am looking for somebody to play the photographer and am willing to put this in any of the categories because I haven't really decided how intense I want it to be so I am really leaving it up to the Photographer's discretion.]

« Last Edit: September 01, 2008, 04:36:44 AM by Mechanical Addiction »