Author Topic: Last Poster Wins (Read 192695 times)

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6075 on:** September 13, 2015, 10:19:19 PM »

no need to shout. your doctors say the win would be safer with a more stable person. like me.

Ralhend · « **Reply #6076 on:** September 13, 2015, 10:47:35 PM »

Nope, and my doctor's arguments are irrelevant. Four of them were found guilty of medical insurance fraud.

I'll just take that win back I think... Yes

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6077 on:** September 13, 2015, 10:58:06 PM »

nah. i couldn't do that to my win. i'll keep it tucked safely away.

Ralhend · « **Reply #6078 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:02:00 PM »

*drags his fingernails across auroraChloe's succulent curves & edges, and perfect imperfections, keeping her distracted just long enough to snatch away the win from whatever decadent hiding place she selected. He then climbs the nearest tree chanting "NEENER NEENER!"*

(Mine damnnit!)

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6079 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:13:57 PM »

puhleeeease.

*swirls then crooks her finger, the win flying down from its absconder to its rightful place in her arms*

there. that's much better.

Ralhend · « **Reply #6080 on:** September 14, 2015, 02:35:56 AM »

Yes? Puleeeeese What?

*laughs from his perch, once she realizes the Win that he let her stole was a cleverly forged fake*

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6081 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:51:46 AM »

my win would never allow such trickery!

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6082 on:** September 14, 2015, 09:14:23 AM »

It's mine, all mine.

Ralhend · « **Reply #6083 on:** September 14, 2015, 11:07:57 AM »

No, tis MINE !!!!!

*sits hunched over the win in a dark corner muttering "my precious "*

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6084 on:** September 14, 2015, 11:19:40 AM »

you can have your silly old ring. my win is what matters.

Ralhend · « **Reply #6085 on:** September 14, 2015, 02:35:29 PM »

My win is better

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6086 on:** September 14, 2015, 03:28:12 PM »

you poor deluded fellow. $:-\$ perhaps i should call someone to take you away.

i'll take the win though.

Ralhend · « **Reply #6087 on:** September 14, 2015, 03:33:49 PM »

Where did you get your liscence to practice psychiatry, have your observations validated, and make a credible diagnosis?
The bottom of a cereal box perhaps ?

*takes his win back *

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6088 on:** September 14, 2015, 03:50:14 PM »

oh, honey. i don't need a license. i only need my win. thank you!

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6089 on:** September 14, 2015, 07:01:36 PM »

Official win inspector. *Flashes a badge so quickly no one can see it. Takes the win and looks it over.* This needs to go back to the office for further testing.

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6090 on:** September 14, 2015, 07:49:07 PM »

oh, i can take care of that.

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6091 on:** September 14, 2015, 07:50:04 PM »

No this really should be taken to the office. Protocol and all that.

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6092 on:** September 14, 2015, 07:58:01 PM »

protocol schmotocol. it's no trouble a'tall *claims her win*

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6093 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:00:03 PM »

Yeah, but I could lose my job. So, I will just take that.

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6094 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:02:22 PM »

*having buttered up her win, his grip SLIPS!*

mine.

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6095 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:04:13 PM »

Guess I have to do this the hard way. *Picks up Chloe and takes both her and the win to the office.*

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6096 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:06:47 PM »

and how is that the hard way? *snuggles her win*

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6097 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:07:55 PM »

It's hard for me. You aren't exactly heavy, but I have to carry you for like ten miles.

auroraChloe · « **Reply #6098 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:09:45 PM »

oh, then... *squirms free & strolls off* i changed my mind. me and my win are going to walk this way.

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #6099 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:13:28 PM »

Hey! You should come with me. That win may be radioactive.