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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5850 on: September 05, 2015, 11:08:01 PM »
You'll be trying now.

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5851 on: September 05, 2015, 11:08:35 PM »
God, I'm so good at this game.

It's like every time I post I win.

Strange.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5852 on: September 05, 2015, 11:09:29 PM »
At the same time though, you're so bad at this game because you lose more than you win. It's like the lottery!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5853 on: September 05, 2015, 11:13:09 PM »
Boom - I win again.

I must have the devil's own luck.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5854 on: September 05, 2015, 11:20:59 PM »
That could definitely go two ways.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5855 on: September 05, 2015, 11:24:45 PM »
Well there's only one way about the fact that I win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5856 on: September 05, 2015, 11:28:28 PM »
That's not a fact. You don't win indefinitely.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5857 on: September 05, 2015, 11:30:24 PM »
I put the vill in winsvill.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5858 on: September 05, 2015, 11:37:30 PM »
That's cool, I guess.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5859 on: September 05, 2015, 11:39:33 PM »
Why not join my army? I - the king of conquerors - shall win this win and all wins to be won across all the winning lands. Join me, and you too shall be among the winningest.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2015, 11:59:40 PM by Vill »

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5860 on: September 05, 2015, 11:42:31 PM »
Salute the previous winner, hand him a medal, and then as gently as possible bump him from the victory line and pick up the Winner's Mantle! I've won!!!! Can't resist being a little cocky, it's been a long journey, but I've finally made it.

Hmm. Better go work on my victory speech. No hurry, I can't see anyone else posting here.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5861 on: September 05, 2015, 11:44:47 PM »
Eh, I'd stay that speech and definitely forget about me joining an army. I've got the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5862 on: September 05, 2015, 11:51:03 PM »
I want to thank my able opponent. Somehow, until now, this valiant warrior has always managed to post after me. And I couldn’t have done this without the support of all the people who posted before me, clearing this small space for me to stand victorious. I want to reaffirm my commitment to being the best last poster I can be. Now, let me tell an amusing anecdote …..

*sigh* Cancels victory speech. Wait! Realizes that a new development has just taken place. I'm the last poster now!!! Picks up scraps of victory speech and begins taping them together.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5863 on: September 05, 2015, 11:52:48 PM »
No, no, no, no. That's okay. No victory speech.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5864 on: September 06, 2015, 12:00:50 AM »
Streaks naked through the quad with the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5865 on: September 06, 2015, 07:33:41 AM »
There is no quad here.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5866 on: September 06, 2015, 11:44:19 AM »
Look I win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5867 on: September 06, 2015, 12:45:46 PM »
That's only an illusion.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5868 on: September 06, 2015, 02:18:09 PM »
Perhaps the fact that it is an illusion is the real illusion?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5869 on: September 06, 2015, 02:33:40 PM »
Steals the real Win and Okie

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5870 on: September 06, 2015, 06:01:32 PM »
I'll just take the win. . .for now.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5871 on: September 06, 2015, 06:07:54 PM »
Takes his win and beams aboard the U.S.S. Vill.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5872 on: September 06, 2015, 06:11:27 PM »
Yeah but I'm in the U.S.S. Juneau. A real ship that sunk. So it's a ghost ship. I win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5873 on: September 06, 2015, 06:24:37 PM »
"Winners don't sink. Warp 6, con: make it so."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #5874 on: September 06, 2015, 07:15:00 PM »
I don't have to be a winner to have the win.