--Rides back in on a mechanical ostrich holding a giant pole adorned with a flag with his face on the front.--
LO, Citizen! Your horsemen do not see my sin, for it is the sin of your own bed-based religion!
--He plants his flag into the Earth, pinning Lazarus beneath it, causing the win to pop up into the air. He deftly nabs the win before flipping down the visor to his carbon-fiber helmet, and rides off.--