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Offline Verasaille

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4525 on: December 29, 2014, 03:04:08 AM »
Wearing her spacewalking suit, Vera sneaks into the airless dungeon and rescues the Win just in time before she suffocates. "That heartless SOB! How dare he treat you this way! You could have died here! Let's teach him a lesson and leave him with no air and see if he likes it!"

Vera seals off the rest of the castle by plunging it under the waves of the sea. (Hyrule style)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4526 on: December 29, 2014, 09:18:14 AM »
Sai slips the Win into her arms as Vera is busy destroying a castle.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4527 on: December 31, 2014, 01:36:49 AM »
Poor confused masochistic, fragile, helpless and pretty hopeless Win is seduced away from Sai by Boat's offer of a spoonful of porridge.
Boat whisks Win away and pops her in the deep freeze of the deserted hospital for safekeeping.

Offline Verasaille

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4528 on: December 31, 2014, 02:42:17 AM »
Vera is horrified at Boatman's sadistic tendencies! With a lovely coat of the finest in furs of bright white, Vera snatches the Win away and takes her to her warm and cozy Penthouse suite.

Offline Frozen Flame

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4529 on: December 31, 2014, 11:25:40 AM »
Under cover of darkness and with high-tech electromagnetic apparel, he scales the walls to a posh apartment building, which he sees is currently unattended. Rubbing his hands together, he reaches into a pocket to take out a diamond-tipped circular glass cutter. After cutting a circle perfectly sized for his arm, he reaches in and then realizes that there's no way he can get to the Treasure of Win since it's on the other side of the room (should have planned that better.) He then shrugs and smashes the window.

Sidling over to the armoire, he holds the Win up triumphantly in his hands to no one in particular. For some reason this causes it to spin in midair above his hands while a short trumpet fanfare plays. Before this can alert the building's other inhabitants, he clutches the Win, rappelling out the window to safety.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4530 on: December 31, 2014, 12:07:20 PM »
Nexus suddenly appears climbing up the building like Spider-Man while wearing the costume. After engaging in an epic battle for the ages he slips the win into his costume to ensure Spidey will be in the Avengers.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4531 on: December 31, 2014, 12:47:31 PM »
Coming up to Nexus she easily slips the Win out of his costume as she distracts him with a kiss. Waving to the web swinger she happily trots off with the Win in her arms.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4532 on: January 01, 2015, 01:43:22 AM »
Until the noose is slipped over Sai's head and down to her arms. Boat pulls this tight and hooks her onto the chandelier. Hauling this up, Boat waves goodbye and makes his exit with Win through the window into his getaway gondola. 

Offline Verasaille

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4533 on: January 01, 2015, 02:24:39 AM »
Vera growls and sends her trusty henchmen to grab the Win from the sneaky Boatman. They smuggle her out of the gondola and set it on fire before using parachutes to carry the Win back to Vera.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4534 on: January 01, 2015, 02:40:44 AM »
"That's odd," Boat muses watching Vera randomly attack a passing hot air balloon and set it on fire.
Boat speeds away along the canal on his motorised gondola with Win strapped safely to the seat in the bow as the police helicopter arrives to pick Vera up and take her to justice.

Offline Verasaille

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4535 on: January 01, 2015, 03:33:35 AM »
Vera claims innocence because it was those henchmen who did it and you know they are just crazed suitors looking for a way to get into her pants. The judge sets up a date for later. He is intrigued and the Win is safe in Vera's custody for now.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4536 on: January 01, 2015, 10:36:09 AM »
Having missed most of the goings on in the last few days, Dama merely walks in and scampers off with The Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4537 on: January 01, 2015, 12:05:44 PM »
"Watch out that bridge is very wea...," Boat calls out. But it is too late, Dama falls into the thick mud which sucks her in up to her waist. Boat only just manages to hook out the Win with a long stick. At least that animated dolly is safe, so everyone can be thankful.

Offline Verasaille

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4538 on: January 01, 2015, 03:30:59 PM »
Vera sidles up to Boatman and nudges him with her hip gently. Smiling and looking deep into his eyes she purrs, "Thank you for saving the Win for me. I am sure I will see you again, later." her sultry voice mesmerizing Boat as Win crawls into the basket on Vera's arm. They move away slowly as Vera blows a kiss to Boat and then they disappear in a cloud of mist.

Offline Blythe

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4539 on: January 01, 2015, 04:56:25 PM »
*Bly teleports in and nabs the Win from Verasaille!*

Offline Adammair

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« Reply #4540 on: January 01, 2015, 04:57:48 PM »
*snatches the win and vanishes without a trace*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4541 on: January 02, 2015, 01:54:07 AM »
As Adam vanishes without a trace, probably never to be seen again, the frightened animated female dolly Womanly Imitation Nexus (Code name Winifred) falls to the floor with her eyes rolling. Boat scoops her up and puts her back in her box. He posts the box containing WIN back to his boat.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4542 on: January 02, 2015, 02:20:52 AM »
Vera ponders. Boat is very clever. But turning the Win into a doll was ingenius! Vera giggles and gets a doll that is a clone of the original and exchanges it in the box. Boat will never notice.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4543 on: January 02, 2015, 02:36:10 AM »
Boat is sitting in his old oak command chair feasting on freshly caught lobster when the package arrives. He has one of the crew open it. To his surprise it contains an enchantress calling herself Vera and two animated dollies. There was nothing for it. Naturally, Boat made Vera walk the plank (after allowing her a nice dinner). Then he sets to work. He ties up both dollies and demands to know which is the real one on threat of snipping off their button belly buttons.

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« Reply #4544 on: January 02, 2015, 02:54:09 AM »
Vera is furious. "Walk the plank? You will never know which one is real, I am the only one who can tell." She stands at the end of the plank and winks at the dolls who giggle and sing together. Confusing the pirate named Boat, Vera grabs both dolls and dives off the plank into the waiting hovercraft and flies away.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4545 on: January 02, 2015, 03:53:47 AM »
Boat waits watching the hovercraft lift on its skirts and head off. A minute or so later a small shape throws itself out of the pilot's window and falls into the sea waggling its limbs pathetically. Boat sails over and pulls out the bedraggled real Win who hates flying (and many other things too - defective chip I think). Boat secures Win in the boat's darkened hold and heads over the horizon (and edge of the Earth) into uncharted waters.

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« Reply #4546 on: January 02, 2015, 05:47:23 AM »
Whoo! New Year, new winner! ~snags~

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4547 on: January 02, 2015, 09:09:34 AM »
Snags the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4548 on: January 02, 2015, 02:13:40 PM »
OK, let's keep it simple then. Takes the Win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #4549 on: January 02, 2015, 02:17:06 PM »
Love when it's simple

Takes the Win from Boat.