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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3475 on: August 05, 2014, 04:35:50 PM »
Oblivious. Boat texts his resignation from the Service and commandeers a crop sprayer to catch a connecting flight to Sarmatia.
A bar full of thirsty Amazons awaits, in his tortured mind at least.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3476 on: August 05, 2014, 05:15:55 PM »
Trades the medal for an old Jeep and drives off into the sunset with the Win

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3477 on: August 05, 2014, 05:17:46 PM »
Boat unpacks and finds the real Win.
He tosses it out of the window and calls forward his first female arm wrestling opponent.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3478 on: August 06, 2014, 02:18:57 AM »
Is at the Sub-Orbital, with the Win, her villainous buddies, and that one guy. Yea, that one. The bendy yellow belt.

(Snickers)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3479 on: August 06, 2014, 02:24:21 AM »
When they call, he throws the phone out of the window too and downs the last of the Martini.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3480 on: August 06, 2014, 02:30:44 AM »
Are you suggesting that classy villains like myself would get hammered and drunk dial pesky agents who cause nothing but trouble?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3481 on: August 06, 2014, 09:12:43 AM »
Hmmm, come to think of it you might..except you are immune to my charm. No, it was the Service crawling as usual. Either that or a salesman, as they witheld their number.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3482 on: August 06, 2014, 09:50:50 AM »
Well Boat, what can I say? I'm stubborn like that. :P Must defy expectations and aggravate people whenever possible.  8-)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3483 on: August 06, 2014, 10:42:01 AM »
Any good at arm wrestling for whisk(e)y?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3484 on: August 06, 2014, 10:51:43 AM »
Yup, and thumb wrestling too.  8-)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3485 on: August 06, 2014, 10:53:40 AM »
My place or yours. (truce)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3486 on: August 06, 2014, 10:55:48 AM »
You've used that line on me so many times already Boat.  :-( You can only play with someone's stomach for so long before they decide the nachos are a lie.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3487 on: August 06, 2014, 11:05:42 AM »
Hunts round outside window. Finds Win and posts it to Dr G.
Problem is G, I am getting bored sitting around wrestling athletic women.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3488 on: August 06, 2014, 11:15:58 AM »
Thought that was your ideal retirement? Tired of getting your ass handed to you?  :P

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3489 on: August 06, 2014, 11:27:58 AM »
But you don't know until you get there. So unfair.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3490 on: August 06, 2014, 11:37:25 AM »
That unfortunately is life. Much less exciting than one of my evil schemes and somehow more nefarious. solemn nod

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3491 on: August 06, 2014, 03:14:21 PM »
So, could I come back and pretend to disrupt one of your 'n' schemes? Or would that take the fun out of it?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3492 on: August 06, 2014, 03:34:42 PM »
Quit your job but your life's no fun without being able to harass me, is that it?

Pulls out a ridiculous laser pistol circa 1960

Have at you then!
Gun lights up and makes pew pew noises, surprisingly actually setting the table next to Boat on fire

Holy wavelengths Boat, this is a real laser gun!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3493 on: August 06, 2014, 04:57:30 PM »
Boat's nerves jangle and he rolls out of the way just in time as a superimposed laser beam ray sparks noisily and burns a hole through the table next to him.
Boat smiles as the Amazons take to the jungle. "That's more like it."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3494 on: August 06, 2014, 05:07:02 PM »
Que theme music? Pops off a couple more shots, because the sound effects are just fantastic

The things without which we are just not alive. Truly alive. Now isn't the time for poetry of thought though.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3495 on: August 07, 2014, 01:34:06 AM »
-Sneaks in. Steals the Win. Sneaks back out.-

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3496 on: August 07, 2014, 01:42:27 AM »
I'm the winner! Hurrah!~

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3497 on: August 07, 2014, 01:55:53 AM »
I'm thinking of rejoining the hunt.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3498 on: August 07, 2014, 02:14:27 AM »
Shoots Boat with a suction cup tipped arrow What hunt?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3499 on: August 07, 2014, 08:06:34 AM »
Boat minding his business and suddenly receives the biggest smacker of a kiss on his lips ever.
'Smackeroooooo'
"Whaa..."
Realises it's an arrow.
"If only I had my gadgets I could work out who would tease me in this way."
Notices string attached to missile.
"Aha"