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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3450 on: August 04, 2014, 04:07:08 PM »
Good exercise isn't it?  8-)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3451 on: August 04, 2014, 04:25:10 PM »
I thought you might like to swim too that's why I took you along... To work up an appetite.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3452 on: August 04, 2014, 04:28:08 PM »
Mr. Boat you've stomped on my black, villainous heart too many times for me to believe any more of your honeyed words and promises of home cooked meals. Continues to swim with the sharks

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3453 on: August 04, 2014, 04:39:05 PM »
Boat surreptitiously presses the tracker beacon on his watch. A countdown begins.
"You are a good swimmer, Dr... Your fish quite tired me out." Laughs, cheeky grin. "I think I'll need to get back in shape."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3454 on: August 04, 2014, 04:51:20 PM »
Is now rather distant from the shore, getting further by the minute.

What was that? Sorry, I'm afraid I can't hear you over there!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3455 on: August 04, 2014, 04:55:16 PM »
"Don't worry. I'm feeling better and am on my way." Boat takes back to the water and launches easily into a powerful crawl.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3456 on: August 04, 2014, 05:02:47 PM »
With the aid of the breathing apparatus she stole from the Star Wars set she dives beneath the waves and out of sight.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3457 on: August 04, 2014, 05:09:06 PM »
She pops up again choking politely (none of that stuff worked).

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3458 on: August 04, 2014, 05:14:34 PM »
(Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?)

Throws the device at Boat, hitting him in the noggin

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3459 on: August 04, 2014, 05:35:08 PM »
"Ouch!"
Splashes her and decides it is quite fun, temporarily forgetting his mission.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3460 on: August 04, 2014, 05:38:52 PM »
Dunks him under the water 8-)


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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3461 on: August 04, 2014, 05:40:41 PM »
 >:(    tickles her until she gets a mouthful of water  ;D

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3462 on: August 04, 2014, 05:44:25 PM »
water squirts out of her nose

Well that was weird. >_> Puts Boat in her signature pool wrestling choke hold, but doesn't apply pressure... yet.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3463 on: August 04, 2014, 05:48:00 PM »
That's more like it. Some wrestling action .. any mud?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3464 on: August 04, 2014, 05:51:42 PM »
Mud? Where in the sea, its water all around my strange friend.  :P I wrestle mean anyway, you might cry. Then I will have to tease you.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3465 on: August 05, 2014, 01:57:53 AM »
"Excuse me Dr G, I was remembering a particularly hard bout of wresting a scantily clad Russian girl in thick mud. It got everywhere, even on my handkerchief. My tailor was furious."
Boat shakes his head to clear the image.  Adjusts the line of his trousers.
"We are trained not to cry and have had the lacrimal glands removed as a precaution in case tempted when watching sad training movies."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3466 on: August 05, 2014, 02:05:28 AM »
Sounds serious. That will just make it easier to ignore you when you beg for mercy though.  :P

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3467 on: August 05, 2014, 02:08:45 AM »
Boat checks his hair and adopts a defensive pose. He shuts his eyes, having being trained to sense attackers (useful in the dark, or when water sloshing in eyes) "Ladies first... "

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3468 on: August 05, 2014, 02:15:39 AM »
Always rushing things Mr. Boat. Some people wouldn't complain about me having them in a sleeper hold, however dangerous it may be.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3469 on: August 05, 2014, 10:13:49 AM »
Sorry about twisting your little finger. But it was a good hold. Got anything else to show?

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3470 on: August 05, 2014, 10:23:34 AM »
This is wrestling Mr. Boat, not mixed martial arts.  :P Disqualified!  ::)

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3471 on: August 05, 2014, 11:10:09 AM »
I didn't say I played fair.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3472 on: August 05, 2014, 11:12:50 AM »
Don't make me get a steal chair and some thumbtacks Boat, lessons in hardcore wrestling can happen.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3473 on: August 05, 2014, 03:34:26 PM »
Boat sidles a glance at his watch. The two circles are overlapping. Uplift has arrived.
Within seconds a camouflaged attack helicopter separates from the near horizon and swoops in to lift Dr G from her play en route to surgery for Win removal, followed by incarceration. Boat waves, remarking somewhat sadly. "A true lady of spirit."

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #3474 on: August 05, 2014, 03:41:07 PM »
Cuts herself out of the net because she always, always has a knife of some sort. Tumbles through the air, sticks the landing, and takes the gold medal, as she has landed in a gymnastics competition.